Am I seeing double? Or are all the words on this ad still referring to a mere toilet roll? (Not toilet tissue. Or bath tissue.) "Now closer to u like never before ..." Does it still wipe assholes? If so, it's still just as close. Read More
Nigerian Man Is Raped To Death By His Six Wives
Three days ago, Mr. Uroko of Benue State died from being raped by his six wives. Well, four actually because he died in action as one wife was still on her way to the bed, and the other had not even begun her journey yet, so something tells me that she might still be horny. Mr. Uroko - according to this article - was a successful man and a philanthropist. His love for sex encouraged him to acquire more women. Read More
The Ghanaian President Died … And There’s No Chaos?
Ghanaian President, John Atta Mills. Wait. Are we still in Africa? West Africa? As in, the continent where turbulent Nigeria is located?? Ghanaian President, John Atta Mills died two days ago (Tuesday, July 24th 2012), and two things shocked me: Read More
My Weekend Recount: And Then She Turned One
It's crazy that by the time I'm putting up my weekend recount, another weekend is already upon me. There is so much I have to want to blog about, but the time is nowhere to be found. I'm working on a lot of things, most of which I cannot talk about right now because I don't want to jinx it. I fare a lot better when I work in secrecy. Don't judge me. So I'm going to make it easier for you me by only recounting interesting or eventful weekends. Instead of giving you a weekend recount of me Read More
ReNOVATE Nigeria … One Village At A Time
It's always easy to talk about doing something or wanting to do something, but the part of actually doing it is not easy. As one who is part of a non-profit organisation that aids students in Nigeria, I can say without a doubt that what ReNOVATE is doing is gutsy. It is not at all easy to put together an organization like this, and it is even harder to keep it going. The reality is that helping people costs money. It also costs time, energy, and emotions. So two thumbs up to ReNOVATE. And if Read More
