Am I seeing double? Or are all the words on this ad still referring to a mere toilet roll? (Not toilet tissue. Or bath tissue.)
“Now closer to u like never before …” Does it still wipe assholes? If so, it’s still just as close.
“It’s soft … It’s big … and it’s white…” … instead of being hard, small, and brown? (My description likens a penis, but I’m really still trying to decipher the opposite of this soft, big, white tissue. Come to think of it, even the “soft, big, white” description sounds like a penis, too. Albeit Caucasian.
“Wouldn’t you rather wipe with it? …” As opposed to what exactly?
I don’t understand this ad.
Manny says
at least it got your attention 🙂
Vera Ezimora says
This is true. It definitely got my attention. Do you know how many times I read this ad over and overt tryna convince myself that there had to be a bigger message. Alas, it’s just tissue.
Funmie says
uhn!
Vera Ezimora says
Me, too, Fufu. 🙂
Adabeke says
Hahahahahhahahahhahahaahahhahahahahahah. Vera….smh…….hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh today.
Vera Ezimora says
Nne, the thing surprised me oooo. I read it over and over, trying to figure out if they were still talking about toilet tissue
cutelabby says
Vera at it again, lol!!
Vera Ezimora says
Sweetie, it’s not my fault that I come across these interesting things all the time.