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So This Guy With The Romney Tattoo On His Face …

As much as I loved and supported Barack Obama during both of his campaigns, I did not stick any of the bumper stickers on my car. Not because I was skeptical that he will win, but because (1) I don't like bumper stickers. I like reading them, as long as they are not on my car and (2) How long am I expected to carry an election bumper sticker? But wait till I tell you about this guy. He's 30 year old Eric Hartsburg from Indiana, and yes, that is the Romney logo he has tattooed on his face. Read More

Remember The Aurora Shooter? He Tried To Kill Himself

Remember the guy who went crazy in the Aurora, Colorado theater during the midnight opening of the Batman movie? Well, he's been in a cell since and he's tried now to kill himself. Punk.  Here's now TMZ is reporting it: James Holmes -- the shooter in the Aurora movie theater massacre -- was hospitalized after several "half-hearted" suicide attempts ... this according to law enforcement. According to cops, Holmes ran headfirst into a jail cell wall on Tuesday ... and while he sustained Read More

Wait. What? Lindsay Has A New Half-Sister???

If this were in my church, they would tell the Lohans that they are cursed, that their ancestors committed a sort of atrocity that has followed them into 2012. I have never, ever seen or heard of a family that has so much drama and bad blood following them. Ah, ah! Are you the only one there? Spoken in true Grandma Verastic way. It was during an episode of Trisha Goddard that a paternity test result was revealed. So the story is that Lindsay's father, Michael Lohan cheated on Dina (Lindsay's Read More

When Was The Last Time You Made $177,000 In 9 Minutes?

Never? Me neither. This past Saturday, 50 Cent went to QVC to sell his headphones and he made $177,000 in 9 flipping minutes!  Keep in mind, he did not even warn his fans that he was going to be on QVC, meaning that if he had told them, he would have probably made even more money and perhaps, in less time. The version he was selling was the colorful, wired ones. For only 5 easy payments of $49.99, you, too, can have one. Free shipping, of course. Not to worry, they are not all $249.99. Read More

I’m Not Comfortable With This Relationship

This is Mary-Kate Olsen and her boyfriend,  Olivier Sarkozy on an NBA date night. That's right, her boyfriend. She's 26. He's 42. See, it's not that I am against May-December love, and it's not that I think the age gap is too much - 16 years - it's just that at first glance, you'd think he's her father, no? There are lots of May-December lovers who don't look so disturbing, for lack of a better word. Like Beyonce and Jay-Z (she's 12 years younger); Bruce Willis and Emma Heming (she's 21 years Read More

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