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So Milking Is A Thing Now
Get your minds out of the gutter! I am not talking about milking a woman's breast - although I can see how your mind went there. Heaven knows I love being milked. Now, remember when planking was a thing? Well, that time is now over. We are now officially in the age of milking, and if you don't have a clue what I'm talking about, then watch this video. This is so stupid. Let's ignore the fact that this is a waste of milk, and focus on the question of why anyone would even want to pour milk Read More
Woman Gets Kicked Off Facebook For Showing Her “Boob”
There is only one problem. It's not a boob. It's an elbow. So Mark Zuckerberg and his team can build a whole social network, but they can't distinguish an elbow from a boob? Maybe they don't get to see them [boobs] a lot? That said, I had no idea that you could get kicked off Facebook for showing boobs. P.S. It's World Aids Day. Read More
Can We All Agree That Sanusi Is An Ass Hole?
There I was perusing the World Wide Web as usual when I stumbled upon this latest gaff by CBN President, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi. He said, "You have to fire half of the civil service because the revenue of the government is supposed to be for 167 million Nigerians. Any society where government spends 70 per cent of its revenue on its civil service has a problem. It is unsustainable." See, I want to get where he's coming from, and I want to believe that what he was really trying to say is that Read More
Under Contract To Be Fat? Where Can I Sign Up, Please??
Melissa McCarthy stars as Molly in Mike & Molly, a very funny sitcom. The first time I heard about the show was when Mike was interviewed by someone - don't remember who - before the show started. I don't know when or where it airs, but the few times I have watched it, I have enjoyed it. Word on the street is that Melissa McCarthy in under contract to remain fat for the duration of her stay on Mike & Molly. The news rumor is that she badly wants to lose some weight, but part of the Read More
