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May 14, 2013

I Don’t Know What To Tell You

Being a blogger has its glory days. Like when someone I don't know sends me a tweet or an e-mail to tell me how much he/she loves me. Or like when a reader called me this past Sunday to wish me a happy mother's day. Those are glory days. Receiving calls and/or e-mails/tweets like that have the capacity to change my entire day. Like I could be driving and some moron cuts me off and I don't even give the look. I'm just happy. Then there are days like today where I have no idea what to blog Read More

May 13, 2013

I Met A Man With Too Much Sperm

There's a saying that you attract what you want or what you are or something like that. So I'm starting to think that this is the reason why I attract the most interesting people. Let me tell you about Kemi (not her real name). She has a tall, handsome husband and three very good looking kids - all below six years old. Recently, I hung out with Kemi and her husband was not home. When I asked about him, she told me he was ill and in the hospital. I expressed my sympathy, but I didn't ask what Read More

May 11, 2013

New Video: Wande Coal ft Don Jazzy – The Kick

Now you know I barely ever put up music videos, and this is because I am never current. By the time I discover a new song or video, everyone else has moved on. This time, however, I am a little current. Wande Coal's new video, The Kick featuring Don Baba J came out yesterday (I think), and I quite like it. Although the video doesn't really have anything that's new or unexpected, I still like it. The only thing I like more than the video is the girls. I mean the two girls in the black and Read More

May 8, 2013

What Do AfroCandy And Porn Have In Common?

Nothing. And that's why this porn movie is all kinds of confusing. We first met AfroCandy in 2010 when she released her song, Ikebe Na Money. Back then, we thought it was the most ridiculous thing ever. If only we knew what was coming next. Now in hindsight, I guess it shouldn't be too surprising because she was almost naked in the music video anyway. AfroCandy's new movie is called Destructive Instinct 3 & 4. I'm assuming that Destructive Instinct 1 & 2 is floating around Read More

May 7, 2013

How To Know He’s A Player – Part 2

I first told you about a sure, no-fail way of how to know he's a player. By the way, that post sparked a debate at home as one of my beereeful readers commented and said that by virtue of Igwe putting his phone down, he's definitely a player. Igwe in turn accused me of being a player, too because I also (allegedly) put my phone down (when it's not night). I still have no idea what he was talking about. I think it was that thing men do when they turn things around and try to make you feel like Read More

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