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Women With Big Butts Are Smarter, Study Shows

Women With Big Butts Are Smarter, Study Shows

I have always known that my booty will bring me something good one day (Igwe included). I don't have those very visible and daring curves that men like, but I do have a working booty. And thighs for days. They just won't go away - not that I really want them to. But I have just read the best news ever: women with big butts are smarter. Rejoice, girls! If you are a girl who does not have a big booty (sorry Funmie), then just join the rest of us to rejoice. According to a scientific study (I Read More

Do You Poop At Work?

Do You Poop At Work?

No, seriously, this is a serious question. I'm very weird with my poop: I don't like leaving it in other people's houses. The only place I feel truly comfortable pooping is in my house. Beside the fact that I don't like using public restrooms, there's also the issue of poop being stinky --- although, of course, my poop doesn't stink *straight face* I refuse to poop at work. I can't. I won't. I actually try to poop at night or in the morning because I don't want to do it at work. There is this Read More

A Onesie For My Future Son

A Onesie For My Future Son

I cannot possibly be the only one who buys clothes for my unborn children, right? Don't worry, I don't have a trunk full of them, just a few. I started buying clothes for my unborn children long time ago. They're not anything too serious, but just items with funny one-liners written on them, like the yellow pair of socks and matching hat that says, 'Daddy's Little Alarm Clock.' I totally agree! I also have a bunch of onesies, and I LOVE onesies. In fact, I intend to get myself an adult onesie. Read More

My Classmate Is Now A Beggar On The Street

My Classmate Is Now A Beggar On The Street

Sometime last week, I was driving on Philadelphia Road and just as I was about to make a right turn into the shopping center (where Walmart is), I recognized the walk of someone that I used to know. I did not see his face, but as soon as I saw him walking, I concluded that it had to be my former classmate from high school. As far as I can remember, the last time I saw him was sometime during our 12th grade. I don't even remember if he graduated. I honestly don't remember his name, but for the Read More

What Does Your Birth Date Say About You?

What Does Your Birth Date Say About You?

You know one quick way to irritate me? Start by saying something like, 'Well, I'm a Leo, so I'm dot dot dot.' In my mind, astrology is a bunch of bullocks, and you sound cray cray for using it as justification for anything. I never believed them, but when I took my Pse Psychology class, I believed them even less. And that is why I LOVE this Secret Language site. Let me tell you about it. The Secret Language book is not based on astrology. It's based on "personality traits found during a Read More

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