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The List – 2012

Whether you admit it or not, I know you have just been dying to see my birthday wish list. I didn't make one this year - can't remember why. And I know you were very hurt by that. Considering that I will soon stop being anonymous, it is of absolute importance that I get these items. They will aid me in my new UNanonymous life. Don't ask me how. Just go through the list, pick your favorite one, and then, ship it to me. If you cannot ship it to my P. O. BOX, I will gladly provide you with a house Read More

To Be Rich And Famous: What It Means To Me

In my last post, I promised to come back one day and talk about what being rich and famous means to me. Well, forty-eight whole hours later, that day has come. I may be wrong, but I think it is everyone's - or most people's - aspiration to be rich. This is sometimes called being comfortable or being wealthy. Whatever it may be called, I think the general interpretation is that we all want to be financially saturated. Okay, 'financially saturated' seems to further complicate the definition. But Read More

The Borgata: Living The Good Life

Since I came to the United States - about 12 years ago - I have done very little travelling. There's always a reason to not travel: school, work, time ... and of course, money. School is no longer an issue, but everything else remains an issue. In spite of these issues, I was blessed to take two trips recently, but the second one is the one I want to write about today. Read More

What Do Durex Condoms Have In Common With Cheating Nigerian Women?

What Do Durex Condoms Have In Common With Cheating Nigerian Women?

Well, first, Durex sells their condoms to Nigerian women. Then, they bring them all back and ask them who they used the condoms with: their partners? Or their assistant partners? It appears that a whopping 62% of Nigerian women are unfaithful to their partners. There's only one question on my mind right now: who are these women? And when can I meet them, so they can show me the way! Read More

The Day I Was Gay

I can just see all the lesbians dancing around because finally, Vera Ezimora is gay. I have always known that girls want me. No girl has ever asked me out, but it is my belief that they all want me anyway. I'm looking forward to my first day of being asked out by a chic. Sweeeeet! It'll become official that Vera Ezimora is hot to anyone and everyone. Expect a blog post! Read More

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