You are going on a first class ticket to hell. No stop overs. No plane change. Straight. My people, this is no joke. There is a dating(?) website for Christians who are swingers, where they can meet fellow swingers. But only Christian ones, of course. Heaven forbid that a Christian swinger swings with a non-Christian swinger. That would be unholy! I know that we are in 2013 where everything is just peachy. We live in a live-and-let-live world. Everything is okay. There are a lot of crazy Read More
Bad Strip Club Names – According To Twitter
I've never, ever been to a strip club. Have you? I'm kinda curious to see for myself what goes on in there, but it's not on my bucket list. Yesterday, I followed up on a Twitter trend that had me in stitches! Folks were tweeting about bad strip club names, and some of them were just laugh out loud funny. I tell you, Twitter is hiding some undiscovered comedians. Here are some of my faves, in no particular order: 1. Hot & Crusty 2. The C Section 3. Krusty Krab 4. The Read More
We’re The Millers: Go Watch It
This past Saturday, I went on a movie date with Funmie and her sister, Seun. If I had gone alone, I would have seen Wolverine (can't believe I've still not seen it, considering he's my favorite X-Man and favorite Aussie). But Funmie wanted a feel-good movie (and knew nothing of the movies that were in the theater), so I chose We're The Millers. I like Jennifer Aniston, so I'll most likely see anything she's in. Before going to see this movie, I knew it was a funny movie, but I did not Read More
Does The Bible Really Say, “Touch Not My Anointed?”
Well, yes, it really does say it. But in what context? Yesterday, I blogged about Ese Walter and the robust Pastor Biodun, to which my very own Funmie gave us the classic Nigerian response (yes, I'm calling Funmie out here. What are friends for?). Read her comment and my reply. It's the part in capital letters that we're focusing on today. See, this is part of why I'm suspicious of Pastors. Even when I didn't know much else about the bible, I knew that it said to Read More
My Entire Thoughts On Ese Walter And Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo (And Their Alleged Affair)
The COZA scandal is no longer news, and I rarely blog to give you news anyway. But this scandal is one that keeps on giving. Where is Olivia Pope when you need her? Every time I read an update on this story, I cannot help but wonder, WWOD [What Would Olivia Do?] Be still, Gladiators. Be still. I find it rather interesting that most of the criticism of this case (whether you're TeamEse or TeamPastor) is that the man in question is a Pastor. What about the fact that the man in question is Read More