It's Nigeria's 53rd birthday today. I'm not going to focus on all the things that are going wrong and could go better. I'm just going to be thankful for my country. I'm thankful that I get to call myself a Nigerian. I'm grateful for the cultural diversity in Nigeria, for the beautiful people of Nigeria, for their impeccable sense of humor, for their fighting spirit, and for their gracious hearts. I am grateful for our leaders: past, present, and especially one future one. If I wasn't from Read More
Miley Cyrus Admits To Using Drugs In Rolling Stone Magazine
Pardon me. I don't mean to bring you two Miley Cyrus posts back to back, but it was just discovered (yesterday) that Miley is indeed using drugs. It's not too surprising, as most people probably already assumed that she's on drugs, but it's news only because she's admitting it, and because she admitted it in her Rolling Stone Magazine, and because Rolling Stone did not include this little bit of information in the magazine. Why? Oh, because there just wasn't enough space. Sure, Rolling Stone. Read More
Am I The One Who Finds Miley Cyrus Unsexy?
I don't want to appear to be picking on a little girl. I really don't want to. But I have seen one too many pictures of naked Miley and her tongue. What is up with the tongue??? I know some people say she's hot and she's sexy, but walahi, I don't see it. She looks to me like a boy with boobs and an over zealous tongue. She reminds me so much of Lindsay Lohan --- and not in good way. Here she is on the cover of the October issue of Rolling Stone ... naked ... with that damn tongue. Clearly, her Read More
Why Are Nigerians Up In Arms About The Violence In Kenya?
I'm glad that the siege is now finally over. And I pray that the souls of those who were killed may rest in peace. Amen. That said, during the whole siege (which started on Saturday), I saw so many tweets and Instagram posts from my fellow Nigerians being all shocked about what happened in Kenya. Even celebrities are on social media expressing utter shock about Kenya. People are saying things like, "Oh, how could this happen? ...." and "Please pray for Kenya ..." and "I can't believe what is Read More
Why Would An Adult Shop Need To Stay Open 24/7?
I have noticed that a lot of the adult shops I drive by have signs that say they are open 24/7. My favorite pizza shop is literally next to an adult shop. The order is adult shop, pizza shop, mattress shop, and Dunkin' Donuts. Every single time I go to get my pizza, I ask myself the same question: why would an adult shop need to stay open 24/7? When I think of shops and businesses that are (or should be) open 24/7, I think about hospitals, gas stations, grocery stores, mechanics, police Read More