Yes, indeed! I am plus one today. Read More
Today Is My Birthday
Nipples On Parole (Picture Included)
Few days ago, I was parading the mall. I went past Express, and you know everything is so attractive in there. I found a skirt I liked, but it was out of my price range, so I've been left just dreaming about it. I decided to look around some more. That was when I spotted it. Read More
By The Way, How Did You Usher In The New Year?
I have been so occupied with occupying Nigeria that I forgot to ask how you ushered in the new year. Did you go to church? Did you party like it was 99? Did you drink yourself to stupor? Did you get arrested? Did you travel? Did you have a premonition about the impending end of fuel subsidy? Okay, sorry. I promise not to mention fuel subsidy or anything related to it again in this post. Read More
Enter Vera — Again — This Time With Pictures.
My first post on this blog was titled Enter Vera. I know you have no interest in knowing about it. You're probably not even reading these words. You've probably just skipped straight to the pictures. Anyway, I figured that on my rebirth, I should come back bearing the same post title - with a slight variation, of course. Happy New Year. And happy viewing. Read More
Before You See My Face, You Should Read This
One question that I have been asked over and over is what inspired me to pick my eye as a profile picture. I have been asked if it's some kind of symbol, or if I am part of a cult. Apparently, there's a cult that has one eye as a symbol, and I seem like a likely candidate. Picking the eye, however, was never supposed to be symbolic. It was probably even meant to be temporary. Read More
