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July 1, 2014

To All The Snails In The World, Please Forgive Me

I don't remember whether or not I have blogged about this before. But I feel the need to confess my transgressions. A long, long time, I was mean to snails. I was still in Jos at this time. I don't remember exactly how old I was, but maybe between 9 and 13, I don't know. There were lots of snails in my area. I should mention right now that I do not eat snails. I did not eat them at that time, I don't eat them now, and I don't foresee myself eating them in the nearest or farthest future. They Read More

June 20, 2014

What I Wore To Sade’s & Pelumi’s Wedding

I blogged about Sade's and Pelumi's wedding, so you have already seen what I wore. But I drove to Funmie's house to take these pictures, so you're gonna look at them, damn it! Because Igwe slept at the hotel with the wedding party on Friday night, I had no one to take my pictures on Saturday afternoon, so I drove to Funmie's house (about 10 minutes away from me). These pictures were rushed cause I had to drive an hour and 28 minutes to the wedding in Washington D.C. I forgot to take an up Read More

June 16, 2014

A Sweet Potato Sent Me Pictures Of His Penis

Walahi, I cannot make this up. Remember the other day when I blogged about penis length and girth (according to an article on Huffington Post Women)? My last paragraph of the post: To be clear on the point of this post: I don’t know what a penis with a 7 inch girth looks like, and I would appreciate some pictures from our male Sweet Potatoes. For educational purposes only. Of course. I cannot count how many times I have called for pictures like this in a post. Most times, I have not gone ahead Read More

June 12, 2014

He Told Me, “I Don’t Like Foreigners”

Yesterday, I was at the house of a client for a meeting. We were having general discussions about the subject at hand when suddenly he started talking politics, which somehow catapulted into America, the World Bank, and Dunkin' Donuts. My client told me that his son's girlfriend works at World Bank and that he does not like World Bank because they are foreign and they help foreigners. He went ahead to add, "I don't like foreigners." If he had told me this years ago, I would have been pissed Read More

June 4, 2014

My Sweet Potatoes, We Have A Problem On Verastic

I was driving to a meeting yesterday when I received a phone call. It wasn't a number that I had saved, but I picked it up anyway. He was calling from my hosting company, and he was calling to tell me that I need more bandwidth than I am currently paying for. Apparently, my blog traffic is too much for the bandwidth I have, and I now have to upgrade (and pay double of what I'm paying right now). I don't like the part of paying more, but I don't mind it just because of its implication. Too Read More

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