Recklessly authentic.
Dear Mr. President, Why is your nose yellow-er than the rest of your body? This is what keeps me up at night. I need to know. And I'd like to also know what other part of your body, if any, is yellow-er. That is all. For now. No, seriously. Look at this man's nose. Does the sun not shine on his nose? Does he bleach his nose? Does he take special care of it? Was its top layer of skin peeled? Does he have a special committee to do stuff to his nose? Is his nose under some kind of Read More
Just a quick post before I dash out to go get my hair braided. So, later today, at 4:30 pm Eastern Time, to be precise, my dear Ravens - The Baltimore Ravens - will be playing against the Denver Broncos. It's a Playoff game, so whoever loses goes home. The game will be held at the Mile High Field in Denver, Colorado. There's a reason why I'm telling you the location, and I'll get to it in a bit. This game has three major significance: 1. It's a playoff. Whoever loses goes home. I don't want Read More
Jennie Scott, a 50 year old Floridian woman has assaulted her 32 year old boyfriend, Jilberto Deleon for an oral sex gone wrong. You see, they were pleasuring each other when Jilberto orgasm'd before Jennie AND then proceeded to stop pleasuring her. That was when all hell broke lose. I know what you must be thinking at this time: didn't Vera blog this story already??? Well, yes and no. Just last month, I blogged about Racquel Gonzalez, a 24 year lady from Florida who also assaulted her Read More
Two days ago - December 26th - I was looking forward to going to the mall and doing a little shopping, but the snow decided otherwise. And driving under the snow for me is strictly on a need-to basis, so since I did not need to go to the mall, I sat my butt at home. But first, I made a five-minute trip to the African store to buy bread. I love that crown top bread that has eight pull-apart rolls. It's like a big sized puff puff. It's so stretchy. I'm probably just consuming yeast and flour, but Read More
Yup. You guessed right! Ireti spent a Sunday with me so I could get her hair done. We left church together and went back home. I rented two movies for her - Chiwawa 3 and Brave - and ordered pizza for her, too. As I type this post now, Ireti is sitting next to me and telling me what to include in the post. She wants me to tell you that at the end of the movie, Brave, I cried --- and she did not. When she saw me crying, she kept looking from me to the television, like she was wondering if we Read More
