…with Rosie!
The thing is, I don’t think she knows about it.
It all started on August 22nd of this year when Rosie co-hosted with me for the Female, Accomplished, Over 30, and Single show. That was Rosie’s debut on the Verastically Speakin’ Talk Radio. Mr. Shoes listened to that show as usual, and he loved it. He later told me that Rosie was his favorite co-host because he liked her voice.
A few weeks ago, we [Mr. Shoes and I] were planning the upcoming shows, and when I mentioned that I wanted to have Rosie co-host yesterday’s show [Naija, Here I Come], Mr. Shoes’s face brightened up, and we had this conversation:
Him: Rosie is co-hosting?
Me: Yeap.
Him: Does she know I like her voice?
Me: (laughing) Yes, she knows actually. I told her.
Him: Does she like mine too?
If looks could make pigs fly, the look I gave Mr. Shoes would have certainly caused a scene in a few barnyards that day.
Last week, Mr. Shoes and I were once again planning the shows for the first quarter of 2010 when he recommended Rosie for one of the shows that we need a married person for.
Me: Oh, Rosie won’t be able to do it. She’s not married. We need a married person, remember?
Him: Rosie is not married? *eyebrows arched very high in his forehead*
Me: No.
Him: She’s single??? *verbal enthusiasm*
Me: Yeah.
Him: Oh, wow.
(He must have forgotten that the first show she co-hosted was about being single. Well, so much for the love, Mr. Shoes! No, I am not jealous. *rolling eyes at 300 miles per hour*)
I have thought about these occurrences, and I have decided that there is only one way for me to fix it: I’m going after Turtle (Rosie’s man).
Dear Rosie, please release his digits RIGHT NOW!!!
P.S. Shows for 2010 are currently being planned and scheduled, and I’m interested in having new voices. radio@verastic.com
P.P.S. I’m still waiting for those digits, Rosie. Turtle and I have to talk!
Myne Whitman says
I'm so going to be first this time.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
Myne Whitman says
Ehen let me relax and read.
Vera, abeg make we hear word, people are talking better affairs, a'la Tiger and you're talking Turtle (Rosie, no offence please oo LOL). Now Mr. Shoes is on the right track, following such greats as Clinton, Edwards, etchetaram, etchetaram…
TayneMent says
lol@Vera
Quaggar says
If Mr Tiger can do it, why not Mr Shoes?
Azazel says
Lol @ Myne..
Hahah @ relax and read..
Lol vera free rosie man o
My World says
Hehehe!
Mr Turtle is in trouble o……
dollygold says
Vera good luck in Mr. Turtle hunting…. dear u need all the luck, believe me
And I hope you will be alive to tell us ur ordeal about the hunting after 🙂
joicee says
lolllls
Oya o.. Rosie see what you have caused!
Anonymous says
I have been reading about Mr.Shoes…wait are you guys official or is he just a very good friend? Am confused .lol
UnderCover07 says
@Anon: I believe they are official…lol
Erm Vera, goodluck with Mr. Turtle oo; u know what happens when ones hand get stuck inside t turtle….abi na tortoise? U catch my drift sha…lol
The Life of a Stranger called me says
Vera Vera, you will never change. Ok, babe, sign me up 🙂
Elean John says
Lets hope no one is trying confuse anyone here!!
Before it was Mr. Shoes (abi sandals sef) And now its Mr.Turtle (abi tortoise).
I bet you won't like the later much cos of his speed!!!
leggy says
lol.i smell the green eyed monster,lol
Good Naija Girl says
I love how Mr. Shoes helps with the planning of your radio show…what a team!
Anoda Phase says
LOL!
lol @ Vera…lol @ Myne!
LucidLilith says
Rotflmao!
Vera e be like say you wan turn ya blog into The Jerry Springer Show.
Ms.O says
I am coming to steal Mr shoes.. whan am I co-hosting?!… hehe
histreasure says
lol @ Myne..
Vera..lmao,babe u cracked me up some but really i pity Rosie or maybe it's Mr Turtle is should pity
chinnyn says
Ms.O we're spose 2 b cohosting 2geda bt vera has refused 2 let us…wat shall we do ehn?
CaramelD says
You crack me up! I really like Rosie's voice too actually.