Yes, Lolo-ish. As in Lolo the Queen. Lolo-ish as in Queenish. I feel like becoming a Lolo. Suddenly the idea of being referred to as “Your Majesty” isn’t so bad. I would love to clap my hands and have five maids appear, ready to do just about anything. Maybe remove a hair from my face. Maybe rub lip gloss on my lips. Actually, scratch that. I don’t really like people’s hands on my lips. Well, I like certain people’s hands on my lips. Not everyone’s.
But as I was saying. It’d be nice to have maids who are ready to do anything for me. Maybe they’ll help me blink my eyes. Or help me snap my fingers. Or help me hiss. Maybe I’ve just done number two and I don’t feel like wiping myself. Guess who will do it? Yeap, the maids! Whatever I need to get done, the maids will be readily available. And I’ll have palace guards too. They’ll oil my scalp, massage my feet, rub my back, etc… you know, regular stuff that palace guards do (or should do).
I’ve told Mr. Shoes to go and run for the Igwe position in his town – whether the position exists or not, and whether he qualifies or not. But he thinks I’m being funny. I think I’m just gonna go back to my own town & run for the Lolo position. It’ll be a little tricky because my town doesn’t have an Igwe position, so it especially doesn’t have a Lolo position, but nothing is written in stone, right? Things change. After all, once upon a time, we were all heterosexuals in this world – back when it was only Adam & Eve. But I digress…
I feel like being a Lolo. I want to have my body adorned with the most beautiful beads the land has to offer. I want to be clothed in royalty. I want my husband to make royal love to me, so I can get royally pregnant, have some bonafide royal children, and be royally royal for all royal eternity.
That’s not too much to ask, is it?
Lolo?? realy? lol!!
im actually getting really good at being first on ur blog!!1 he he he!
I think you have officaily lost it! Make love to me royally? does that exisit! ohh BTW I am a Lolo!..lool
CHAIII am i 2nd?????
hmm vera..i never bother commenting on ur blog because im always the last to get here š
but OH! how the tables have turned!! this reminds me of the story of how the tortoise overtook the hare in the race!!! hahahaha! i luv this!!
Blogsville must officially be in recession because I made top Ten…..Where are all the jumping commenters????
Good luck on your Lolo-ship….and getting royally pregnant.
why dont u get hooked up with Prince Harry or William? i have connections o…. then u can have all the royal babies u want
lol
Go and get your prize and be a lolo my dear.
royal royally for all royal eternity..lol
Good luck with the royalification.
Royal love and have some royal children!!!
Vera, you've made me smile today…been hard to smile but I cracked a smile so THANKS HON!!
awwww… someone is craving some one-on-one attention (re:last paragraph)
soon and very soon…
anything else your majesty? I didn't know lolo referred to queen? but everyone without royal blood, and bought titles answer it.. I want to be called Ugoeze, now thats a new level of queen lol..
how have u been o vera?
Nooooooooooo! Don't do it man! Step away from the Lolo fantasies. It's all lies, it's just stress. Town people keep looking for your husband at all points of day and night, sooner or later he will marry more wives, they will try and poison your water and there will be pressure to have a son! then your kids will grow up and start fighting over land!!
All the cloth and beads is not worth it!!!!
I am perfectly calm [cough cough]
Royal love ke?
Listen to CaramelD ohh
it isnt all roses and royal lovemaking!
those townsmen will tear you down like wildbeasts on their first meal in years…
put a cork to your fantasies!
lol @ feeling lolo-ish…
but u know, u don't have to be a lolo to feel/be royal…for YOU are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people…
it's as easy as building your own kingdom and being the lolo of it.
lol…
And maids to sneeze for you, pupu for you and what else…aint you a joker Vera?!
Good for you sha… humorous!
Omo, I must be getting dense or somtin becos I did not figure this lolo tin out until u said igwe in the same sentence as lolo… I pronounced it with every kind of accent u can imagine. Including russian. lol.
I will add you to my list as I be prayer warrior now.
If u were in 9ja, wld ave said ur spending too much time watching african magic!!!
I think you must have spent the whole weekend watching those silly Naija movies i.e The Prince and me, The princess and me etc etc
They don't have lolo in abroad oh or are you planning to move back to the village??????????
As one who bears the title and regularly calls in the respect and adoration due, I second your motion! lol!
Wiping someone else's bum after a #2? Those poor maids. LOL!
I agree with justdoyin, but it is lovely to fantasize š
Wiping someone else's bum after a #2? Those poor maids. LOL!
I agree with justdoyin, but it is lovely to fantasize š
36 Inches: LOL! Yes, royal… really. It just seems like a lifestyle that will suit me. Hahaha. Congrats on being first.
Ms O: You're a LOLO??? Seriously?? Get outta here! I don't know if making royal love exists, but if it doesn't we'll make it exist. Why not, if not?
Tiwa: Hahahahaha. I'm glad that my blog brings so many fond memories for you. The tortoise & the hare ehn? LOL! Una too much for Blogville.
Bagucci: Thank you very much! You'll be surprised when I have my royal babies. You'll be very, very surprised!!! In fact, you'll come & beg me to tell you how to make royal babies.
Funms The Rebirth: You have those kinda connections?? Babe, oya connect me! Hurry please.
Adaeze: Thank you oh, my dear. I'm off to go and get it. I wanna be referred to as 'Your Majesty'
BSNC: LOL. Thank you! You'll be very surprised how well my royalification will go. You go dey beg me for gist.
Shona: Awwww. Sweetie, why haven't you been smiling? It's that Afro rubbish girl, isn't it? She's been pissing you off, hasn't she? Sorry, love. I'm glad you cracked a smile today.
Diamond: LOL. Something is really wrong with you. The last paragraph is the shortest one. And that's the one you have decided to dwell on, abi? This is about being a Lolo. I wanna be a Lolo.
Life of a Stranger: Ugoeze?? Hmmm. Those people that bought titles are not the real Lolos. The real Lolos are the Igwes' wives or rulers of their kingdoms. Anyway, I've been good. I thank God. Ugoeze sounds good o
Caramel D: LOL. You sure about that? Hehe. My husband will not marry more wives. I'll "take care" of him. He will never have eyes for anyone but me. I'll use holy ghost fire to burn every woman who dares come close. And I will give him as many boys as he wants.
Chayoma: LOL @ it not being about royal lovemaking. Then what else is it all about? Me, I'm not putting a cork on this royal fantasy. Lai lai. š
Just Doyin: Amen!! Ehn… but I want royal beads and maids. And I want palace guards too. LOL.
NaijaShawty: Hahaha. True. You know you're right. I'm off to build my own kingdom. But wait oh, I don't have money. How I go take do am now?
Sassy Trends: LOL! And cough for me too. Anything I need to get done, they can do it. If breathing becomes too much of a chore, they'll do that for me too.
Nefertiti: Hahahahahaha. I don't know if I want you to be praying 4 me. Maybe it's the one you prayed sef wey gimme small fever that day. You sure say you no dey vex God? LOL
Pink Lips: Well, I may not be in Naija, but I do watch a lot of our movies. I want those beads, darn it!!!
Fluffy Cute Thing: LOL. I will make a Lolo position here then. I'll petition the government to let me become a Lolo because I wanna wear those beads. I may or may not have spent the weekend watching Nollywood flicks. š
Lolo Bloggs: LOL. Thank you jare, my sister!!! Now, you understand where I'm coming from. Being a Lolo has its perks oh, and I want in.
Au Naptural: Hehehe. Poor maids ke? Nope. They'll be happy to be doing what I asked them to do. It'll be their royal honor.
LOL @ make royal love…
lmao
Yes I agree with u jere..not too much to ask at all
lool
…Honestly, I don't know what to expect when I come on your blog lol
Please they should make Vera lolo in her village oo, if not then you can come to my village, I'm sure they can work something out… "Lolo Vera" it kinda has a ring to it lol (funny, lolo is just one letter more of lol)
Ah.. Madam.. U wan run come back village make u be LOLO? Abi LOLO stool dey Amerika too?
Lol…nwanyi ike…buru ga n'iru lolo anyi!
Are you sure you aren't royally pregnant already sef? All these underG codes.. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
LOL..Lolo-ish..classic
Lol.
I wonder what brought about this insane wanting. lol
o di ka ara gba la gi…le kwa isi gi ka Lolo…e ga e zu ohi
meanwhile, i'm interested in that royal love making something oh. LOL
i hereby appoint u lolo for a day
Have fun…..
IGWEEEE!!!!!
hahah u wish….
Brokeass: Thank you!! All these people have been acting like I'm asking for too much. Hehehe.
1 + The One: LOL @ not knowing what to expect when you come to my blood. That's a good thing. I don't want to be too predictable. So ehm…where is your village? I want to know if I want to come there or not. Hehe @ Lolo being one letter more than LOL. So what does that say about me?
Dignified Kolo Boi: My brother, I no dey come village ooo. There is no Lolo stool here, but who says I cannot create one. I'll talk to Obama. I'm sure he'll understand. LOL.
Dante: Dalu nwa nna. I can always trust you to support your sister. Don't mind all these jealous people. Once I become Lolo, I will remember you. I'll make you my chief guard. LOL!
Nice Anon: LOL! Whatever will make you think that? Hahaha. So my desire to want to be a Lolo is now considered UnderG runs abi? Hahaha. You be craze chic.
Tay-Mee: Yes ooo! Classic indeed. You people don't believe me abi? Just you wait & see. You'll soon all be my subjects.
Penelope: Honestly, I'm not quite sure. It must be because of how broke I am, and I'm thinking about how good life would be if I were a Lolo. Or maybe it's just because I've watched too many Nollywood flicks recently.
Baroque: Hahaha. After telling me that ala agba la me, you're now telling me you're interested in the royal love making thing abi? Well, I'm not sharing the secret! I don't have it yet, but when I do get it, I'm not sharing!!
BBB: Hehehe. I accept. But I don't want it for only a day. I wanna be Lolo for life.
Hmm Vera!!!
your last paragragh has explained everything,your majesty!!
Your majesty, you have started on the right part of concieving the idea…
Vera! *smack* Wake UP! You're having that dream again…..
Lolo……………
rofl
Lol. Vera you're too funny!!!
May all your grandiose dreams come true biko, so I can come visit you in your palace!
LOL…
A friend of mine just became a real LOLO…Her young husband has become an Igwe and the coronation pics are fab..and she is wearing very royal beads…LOL
Funny you talked about it today… I was reading some Nigerian publication this week-end and kept seeing Lolos and Igwes and didn't have a clue what they referred to!
Thanks for lightening my lantern. š
Emmm Vera nwannem. Biko update my blog address for ya blog roll na. Haba! Ok, I royally ask/beg to update your blog roll with my blog address…
BTW… All dis royalness no go purge? š
e be like say u dey quick vex oh…we can work something out na, nwanyi oma, biko *wink*
1st time here!
wow that's a lot to ask oo
but i want to be royal myself haha with some bonafide royal kids
just send me the invite for maid when you become a lolo, your majesty…lol
My World: Biko, explain this your comment. What exactly is that supposed to mean? What are you implying sef? lol
Standtall: LOL! Why does it feel like you're making fun of me? Hahaha.
Rosie: You dare to e-slap a potential Lolo? Fear no dey catch you?
Dark Elcee: Madam de madam, na your eye abi finger be dis? Laugh all you want oh, but I'll soon be a Lolo.
Kemberly: How dare you call my Loloish feelings "grandiose?" You people no dey fear ooo! In short, I was going to make you my chief maid, but now that you have gone & insulted me, you can forget it!
Uzo: Bia, Uzo, what are you attempting to do here? I said I want to be a Lolo and you're here rubbing it in my face that your friend is a Lolo and she had on royal beads. Kpachalu anya gi ooo!
Ms. Sula: Awww. See how helpful I am to you? Now, tell me… what would you honestly do without me? *wink, wink*
Archiwiz: All this royalness no go purge oo. Forget what you know. I musto be royal. Don't worry; una go beg me tire when I become Lolo. Meanwhile, I'll update your blog address. Gosh, I'm so behind.
Baroque: Well, since you put it that way, I'll consider it. But you have to tell me what or how we're gonna work it out first.
Chi-Chi: LOL. Yes oh. The bonafide royal kids sure won't be a bad idea, huh? Welcome, darling. Hope you come back. *wink, wink*
SweetNothin: LOL. I sure will! Don't even think of declining it.