I don’t think I have ever met a denomination as persistent as Jehovah’s Witnesses. They hunt you down in the parking lot, stalk you in the grocery store, and invade your peace at home. There are times that I flat out say, “No, thanks.” And then, other times I take whatever flyer they’re giving, squeeze it, and put in the trash. I don’t think I have actually ever bothered to read it. Maybe just the title, but nothing more than that.
While I have not figured out a way to stop them from accosting you (us) in the parking lot and in the store, I think I just may have found the perfect way to keep them from knocking on your (our) door. You’ll thank me later. Or now.
Erene says
You just kill me each time! Ur too funny! These people r like that bt with that on your door! One would def take a turn.
Vera Ezimora says
Erene, na so nah! I don’t mind if they give it to me in the parking lot, but I hate when random people knock on my door. Ugh.
Munjeka says
Haha so wrong and yet so funny!!
Vera Ezimora says
hahhaha. I know. That’s how I felt when I saw it.
Anonymous says
WHY O WHY. I am aware that you feel you can express urself however you like to on your blog. However i suggest you thread carefully., not everything you open ur mouth to say (hold ur hands out to type) is exactly funny, palatable or okay.
Ps: Instead of spending ur time finding ways to keep them off how about you find out why they keep coming back, if u believe in the bible Read Matthew :24:14 “And this good news of the kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth for a witness to all the nations; and then the end will come.”
Question to u, how is this good news going to reach ALL the NATIONS without a persistent door to door call on everyone even YOU. Better still next time they approach you why not ask them why they keep calling or ringing your door bell.
Vera Ezimora says
Anonymous, I take it that you’re a Jehovah witness. That’s cool — as long as you don’t knock on my door. I’m not going to ask why they keep coming cause I don’t care to know. Do you, honey — but not on my door.
deaduramilade says
funny thing is that we were just talking about this on Sunday
Vera Ezimora says
Lol. I must have heard your thoughts.
funlocky says
I actually admire their persistence. If I could apply that level of dedication to all areas of my life, I wonder where I would be by now…
Vera Ezimora says
The dedication is admirable for them. Not so enjoyable for those of us who have to suffer this dedication. Lol.