Some things you just don’t even know how to respond to. So there she was – the Queen Bee herself on tour in Copenhagen, Denmark and performing her song, Irreplaceable – the song I had advised Solachi to walk into her wedding with (and she refused. Have no idea why).
Anyway, fans joined in and sang with Beyoncé, and when they were done, she turned around to walk away, and guess what happened? This ass hole straight up tapped that ass. Not the kind of tap that Morris Chestnut and the likes talk about in movies (which imply sexual intercourse). I’m talking about the regular tap where you just literally tap the bum bum.
Beyonce responded promptly by saying, “I’m gonna have you escorted out right now, alright?” I have one advice for this guy, you better not be anywhere Jay Z will be, or else you’re about to become one of his 99 problems. Watch the video for yourself.
All that being said, who wouldn’t want to tap Beyonce’s ass though? I’ll totally wanna tap it. Let me tap it, Beyoncé!!
P.S. The guy that tapped her ass is White – I think. So White people DO recognize a nice booty (which mostly comes in a Black shade).
P.P.S. Meanwhile, somewhere in Washington D.C. Kelly Rowland broke down in tears while singing her song, Dirty Laundry (from her 2013 album, Talk A Good Game). This is the song she wrote about being in abusive relationships and being jealous of Beyoncé’s success. Watch the video below.
Lyrics From Kelly Rowland’s Dirty Laundry
[Chorus]
Let’s do this dirty laundry, this dirty laundry
Let’s do this dirty laundry, this dirty laundry
When you’re soaked in tears for years, it never airs out
When you make pain look this good it never wears out
This dirty laundry, this dirty laundry
[Verse 1]
While my sister was on stage, killing it like a motherf-cker
I was enraged, feeling it like a motherf-cker
Bird in a cage, you would never know what I was dealing with
Went out separate ways, but I was happy she was killing it
Bittersweet, she was up, I was down
No lie, I feel good for her, but what do I do now?
Forget the records
Off the record, I was going through some bullshit
Post-survivor, she on fire, who wanna hear my bullshit?
Meanwhile, this nigga putting his hands on me
I swear y’all don’t know the half of this industry
[Chorus]
Let’s do this dirty laundry, this dirty laundry
Let’s do this dirty laundry, this dirty laundry
When you’re soaked in tears for years, it never airs out
When you make pain look this good it never wears out
This dirty laundry, this dirty laundry
[Verse 2]
And it’s almost been a decade
I’m behind them black shades
Roll up like it’s all good, right up out that escalade
Fix my make-up, “get it together, Kelly, get it together”
Then we make up, “well get it together, nigga, get it together”
Kinda lucky, I was in her shadow
Phone call from my sister, “what’s the matter?”
She said, “Oh no, baby – you gotta leave!”
I’m on the kitchen floor – he took the keys
I was mad at everybody, I mean everybody
Yeah, her, her, her her everybody
Five years later, I got my shit down pat
Think I had it good, and they don’t know how bad
Fooled everybody, except myself
Soaking in this hurt, bathing in the dirt
[Chorus]
Let’s do this dirty laundry, this dirty laundry
Let’s do this dirty laundry, this dirty laundry
When you’re soaked in tears for years, it never airs out
When you make pain look this good it never wears out
This dirty laundry, this dirty laundry
[Verse 3]
So here I am in the spin cycle
We’re comin and we’re goin
Nobody can know this
And I was trapped in his house, lyin’ to my mama
Thought it could get no worse as we maximize the drama
Started to call them people on him
I was battered
He hittin the window like it was me, until it shattered
He pulled me out, he said, “Don’t nobody love you but me
Not your mama, not your daddy and especially not Bey”
He turned me against my sister
I missed ya
[Chorus]
Let’s do this dirty laundry, this dirty laundry
Let’s do this dirty laundry, this dirty laundry
When you’re soaked in tears for years, it never airs out
When you make pain look this good it never wears out
This dirty laundry, this dirty laundry
he must have paid a lot to be that close to Beyonce. Dude probably has a shrine to her at home. Just like an episode of Criminal Minds.
Lol. And for all that money he paid, I guess he just had to get his money’s worth abi?
It’s good to air out dirty laundry sometimes, the release is the tears we see. Her abuse is especially touching. I also understand that sometimes you push friends away or envy them if they’re doing well and you’re not in a good place yourself. I’m glad she’s in a better place now, wish her more success and happiness.
I agree, Myne. It’s easy to envy your friend when you are not doing as well as he/she is. It’s not that you’re not happy for him/her, but it’s just that you want it for yourself, too. I thank God for where she is now.
Some people get liver sha, as Jay Z look he no fear am? Ngwanu…….
As for Kelly, that was bold, baring it all like that. Pray it heals her. Somehow, I just liked her best in that group, dunno why. Na turn by turn o jare Kelly, good times ahead.
My dear, imagine the likeness oh! Serious liver. Lol. It was definitely very bold of her to confess that. I think she already has some healing. From the way she’s been talking, she sounds like she has found some peace.
Lol tapping her ass was probably his only mission there anyway and he succeeded. Hehe.
Kelly Rowland. I feel for her. I know how it can be when it feels like a close friend is doing better…there’s the natural tendency to have negative emotions. Abusive relationships on the other hand, *sigh* I’m glad she said it all out.
If that was his only mission, then he should be proud of himself for a mission accomplished. I’m sure his buddies would not stop asking him what Beyonce’s ass felt like. SMH. I, too, understand what it can feel like when a friend is doing better. *sigh*