Denmark isn’t only one of the smallest countries, but now it is also having a competition for the smallest penis. Coincidence? Well, it’s not the country of Denmark that is holding the competition exactly, but rather an erotica site based in Denmark. From now till January 31st 2013, men can send in pictures of their penises, and the smallest one gets a prize. Yup. A prize.
iPhone 5
The smallest penis will win an iPhone 5. And the next two smallest penises will win iPads – The New iPad (iPad 3) to be specific. Am I the only one who would pick an iPad over an iPhone? Anyway, all the men have to do is send in a picture of their erection with a measuring tape next to it. And the most itsy bitsy one gets to play with a brand new iPhone 5. Isn’t that wonderful???
The most amazing part of this story to me is the part of Sexologist Vivi Hollaender who said she has gotten a lot of inquiries from men who are worried about the size of their penis. She also said that the smallest penis she has been asked about was from a man who had 1.5 inches … erect.
Huh? I don’t understand. How is that even possible? I need to see this.
At this time, there is only one question to ask: who’s applying? And what gift do you think you’ll get? The iPhone? Or the iPad? And may I see exactly what picture you’ll be sending? Just want to make sure it meets all the err rules and regulations.
*cough*
What is coughing you?
I have a good mind to send this post to someone “insert wicked grin” and how are the organizers goiing to ascertain the authenticity of said photos are they gonna send out a measuring team or what?
#wicked.
Less-endowed males need 2 rise above their phallic obsession though. Nice one!!!
I agree. But I don’t think it will ever happen. Just like women will never stop obsessing over their breasts.
The Lord is gooddd!!!
All the time!
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