Before I continue this post, I just wanna say that my reason for updating today is because Lil Miss QMoney (yes, I said ‘lil’) thinks I am so predictable. Apparently, I have been updating on Tuesdays for the past four weeks. So now, Lil Miss Qmoney has been expecting updates on Tuesdays. So Qmoney, how you like me now?! The predictable Vera has now become the predictably unpredictable Vera ehn? Hehehehehehe. I laugh in Igbo.
So QMoney, for all you know sef, I might just decide to update on Wednesday next time. Or Thursday. Or Friday. Okay, to make the long story short, I might just decide to update on any other day apart from Tuesday…and Monday, of course (since this post you’re reading was posted on Monday).
Now, back to the reason for this post, that Lil Mister Aloofar (yes, I said ‘lil’ again), how far can he really go? So the story is that I wrote – more like yelled – on Aloofar’s comment box, asking – more like ordering, demanding, and commanding – him to update before I vex finish. And the Lil guy had the effrontery and ordercity to come back and threaten to do me something.
So Aloofar, I want you to come and do me something right now. Whatever that something is, do it to me. This is a dare. I am daring you to come and do whatever it is that you have threatened to do to me. Abi you dey fear? No fear oh. I no dey bite – yet.
*Singing* Oh oh, e get as e dey do me, do me, do me, do me…na the way you dey do me-ey! Boy, I love the way you do me, do me, do me, do me, do me……
eww Vera, eww to the song..lol.. so how have you been, doing great I see..lol.. well done on updating.. Im first..
LOl…
Vera, Vera! Vera!!! Vera oooooooooo!
Ogini ne ba? when will you drop this your agbero style of harassing people on blogsville. you and that your mouth,if dem catch you beat you finish now you go know how e dey do you lol.
Vera? How far now? Which kain love play una dey follow Aloofar play so? You’re giving me serious reasons to be worried. Abi make I withdraw my application.
By the way is Aloofar one of the other applicants?
Life of a Stranger: Look, just warn yourself o. Which kin ewww you dey do for my very beaurriful song? Stop it oh…b4 I just cancel our small friendship.
Aphrodite: My dear, follow me laugh abeg.
Omohemi: Na who wan catch me? Let the pesin face me immedicately. I will show the pesin dey khaki no be leather. Ah, levels don change o. LOL. I am not afraid!
Naijaleta: Due to my very strict professional nature, I am unable to disclose whether Aloofar is one of the applicants or not. However, you should know that you need not withdraw your application. Make you no dey worry oh. Just do your best and leave the rest to — well, yourself still. LOL.
Ehennnnnn….wowwwww…you want Aloofar to do you something? Interesting!
Ok, I’m watching to see what he will do and how he will do it…lol.
*in my best instigating voice*
oh no she di’nt! Aloofar!! she just called u out!
Jaycee: My dear, I’m equally watching to see what he will do. He might just chicken out and never show up. But let the records reflect that I no dey fear lai lai.
Bumight: Yes, I sure did. I wanna know what he can do TO me. If he’s not afraid, he should berra appear with immediate alacrity.
Gen gen gen…… oya, make una fight. Vera, i get ur back, until the punches start flying then u r on ur own oh!
LOL….You wan make him do you strong ting abi? Our hand no dey ohh. LOL
Sting: LOL. Wow. How sweet of you. U gat my back for now until I actually start needing ur back abi? Anyway, make you no kuku worry sef. I can handle Aloofar all by myself. Besides, I know he’ll be easy…. *clears throat*
Archiwiz: I didn’t say anything about the texture of what he should do me oh. All I said is that he should come and do me that thing he threatened to do in the first place. I no fear oh.
Gen gen gen..eshin eshin carry kpomo…
*hiss…
somebody carry water e no know
Vera…hmmm ina chokwanu okwu oooh!
If dem do u anythin wey go make u cry, my hand no dey oooh. Bera be ready to work out in d gym and prime ur biceps and triceps and quadriceps so that if na run, u fit run, and if na fight, ur hands can punch, and ur legs can kick him…but u too de ajiboistic to fit do am anythin…abi na mouth power u get? But I no go support make u fight any bobos ooh…e go reduce ur high profile and all ur male admirers and toasters go back up ooo….Abeg, I take style beg u…sheath the sword!
Lol – Ok Vera what is your diet composed off. You are so tripping it’s not even funny
Vera, take time o!
the fact that you can harass ALoofar and get way with it doesn’t mean you should harass me o! ehen!
naughty girl!
Chari: And who might you be referring to?
Nuggetzman: There shall not be any swords, kicks, or punches involved in the battle that Aloofar and I are going to engage in. The battle line has been drawn; it is up 2 him to come and show me what he is capable…if of course he’s capable.
30+: LOL. Well, if you care to know, I am currently on the moi moi and garri diet – special thanks to me for literally making a bucket full of moimoi. I shall eat them all till they’re gone. I no dey trip o. Aloofar is the tripper here.
Omohemi Benson: I can, I have, and I will continue to harass you, and you fitn’t do anything about it. You wan try me?? No vex me this afternoon o.
Diamond Girl: I’m not the naughty one. Aloofar is. LOL.
All talk no action!
Tminx: You don’t know that o. What have I said I will do and not do (apart from the gazillion other things I said I’ll do and HAVEN’T done. Not didn’t, but haven’t)???
Lollllll all you bloggers are funny…I swear
Vera, Vera. (Calling you the Ibo way)
How many times did I call you?
Calm down.
Ah ah.
Ogini?
Na wah oh
If Aloofar do you strong thing, me i no dey o.
NaijaBabe: Wetin man pikin go do na? I no get choice.
Tobenna: I am calm oh. You should see me. I am as calm as a lioness…waiting 2 pounce. LOL.
Black James Bond: Do me strong thing ke? He fittn’t. Dem no born am well.
hey- geisha’s moved!
click to find me 🙂
lmao..oya Aloofar over to u….
The doing is in ur court…
GeishaSong: Ok. Thanks babe. Will do.
Afrobabe: I think Aloofar is scared. Him no even fit show him face. Na fear dey fear am na
Okay, we’ve heard enough about the way you’ll deal with Aloofa now update with something more sensible. (Having a taste of ur medicine uhn?)
hohohohohohohohoh,y do i have a feeling dis post was scheduled????
Lil Miss Vera????i Laugh d Russian way……does dat ring a bell??origin??
Naijaleta: No dey probe me to update o, ahn ahn. I am the only one who is authorized to probe people 4 updates. Mind ya sef oooo
QMoney: Leave me alone o! Why won’t you lemme be? Okay fine, it was a scheduled post…ehen…?? Wetin you go do? Stop it oo, hmm. And no, laughing the Russian way does not ring a bell *hiss* LOL
the who would be you!!!
*scampers away*
I love you too, Vera.