All this time, I thought women were under so much pressure. Well, we are. We are under pressure to be skinny, wrinkle-free, spotless, and forever 21. Oh, let's not forget the pressure of having breasts that don't succumb to gravity, a booty that can hold a glass of water, a stomach as flat as an ironing board... you get the idea. But I was going through my spam folder (for my verastic email), just in case any good mail ended up there, and I couldn't help but feel sorry for men. My spam Read More
100 Truths
If it looks like I have put up a lazy post, that's because I have. I was tagged by Purple Streak. I totally forgot I was supposed to update today, so here goes....1. Last drink: Water (Last night when I had dinner)2. Last phone call: Mr. Shoes (LOL! I sooo did not mean to bring his name into this post).3. Last text message: Twitter (seriously, I need to disable the mobile alerts. Oh, who am I kidding? I love them. The chiming of my phone makes me feel important)4. Last song you listened to: Read More
At Age 27?????????????????????
I read something the other day. Apparently a woman's fertility begins to significantly decline at age 27. 27?!?!?!?!?!?! As if it isn't bad enough that we are born with all the eggs we will ever, ever have in our lives (not to mention that we lose half of those eggs at birth)?? Now, I have to go and find out that our fertility potential begins to significantly decline at age 27. **insert very, very, VERY angry face**I am yet to get over my anger of not getting married at age 22. Ah, that Read More
For The Mommies In My Life
For my grandma ... ... she gave birth to my precious, yellow mommy. And her sarcasm remains unbeatable For my mommy ...... she never tires of bending backwards for me.For my favorite aunty ...... what can I say? She remains my favorite.For Busola ...... still can't believe you're a mommy. Hurry up & get knocked up again.For Aunt O ... ... never seen a mother so hyper.For Aunt C ...... my favorite [more like only] Camerounian aunt. Funny lady.For Aunt N ...... may God see you thru a safe Read More
These Shoes Fit…
... And that is all I'm willing to say about it - for now.Well, except a few casts & creditsDate Pictures were taken: March 5th 2009Location: Classified above top secretOwner of feet in the shoes: Vera EzimoraOwner of legs attached to feet in the shoes: Vera EzimoraOwner of pants clothing legs attached to feet in the shoes: Vera EzimoraOwner of shoes comforting feet belonging to legs clothed in pants owned by Vera Ezimora: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. I laugh in Nnewi South. Read More
