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So, there I was minding my business. You know I'm always minding my business. A Facebook friend sent me a message via Facebook (totology?) and she directed me to an article that related to my six inch penis post. By the way, she warned me not to mention her name, so henceforth, we shall refer to her as my Facebook Penis Friend. I'm sure she'd like that a lot better. Read More
There are so many things I could be blogging about right now. I could do the underwear post. I've been meaning to put that one up - more like type it up in the first place. I could do my first fortune cookie fortune post. You know those little fortunes you get inside the fortune cookies? Well, I love them. They're the reason I insist on getting my fortune cookie whenever I order Chinese food. The lady knows me for that. I could do another Lyrics & Vera post. I could do a write-up of some Read More
If you had asked me some years ago what I wanted in a man, I would have said, "Tall, Christian, God-fearing, educated, older than me, good job, people person ... and a six-inch long penis." There was only one thing wrong with my desire for a six-inch long penis: I had never seen one. Read More
So I was at the dollar store looking for Ghana-Must-Go bags. You know them now! I went through the store once and didn't find the bags, but I was sure they had them. I went up to the cashier to ask for directions to the Ghana-Must-Go aisle, and that was when kasala busted. It was only then I realized that after one decade in America, I had never called the Ghana-Must-Go bag anything other than Ghana-Must-Go. Facing this Asian woman, I knew better than to ask for the Ghana-Must-Go bag. How would Read More
You know you want to live in New York, New York. You know you want to work at New York Times. You can't wait to get on the subways and trains. You're heard a lot about McDonald's and Burger King, and you're salivating to eat them. You've set up your domiciliary accounts in Nigeria where you'll be sending all your dollars - by the thousands, maybe millions. You've picked a plot of land to buy, and once you send your first batch of dollars, the land will be purchased, and building will Read More
