Since I came to the United States - about 12 years ago - I have done very little travelling. There's always a reason to not travel: school, work, time ... and of course, money. School is no longer an issue, but everything else remains an issue. In spite of these issues, I was blessed to take two trips recently, but the second one is the one I want to write about today. Read More
What Do Durex Condoms Have In Common With Cheating Nigerian Women?

Well, first, Durex sells their condoms to Nigerian women. Then, they bring them all back and ask them who they used the condoms with: their partners? Or their assistant partners? It appears that a whopping 62% of Nigerian women are unfaithful to their partners. There's only one question on my mind right now: who are these women? And when can I meet them, so they can show me the way! Read More
The Day I Was Gay
I can just see all the lesbians dancing around because finally, Vera Ezimora is gay. I have always known that girls want me. No girl has ever asked me out, but it is my belief that they all want me anyway. I'm looking forward to my first day of being asked out by a chic. Sweeeeet! It'll become official that Vera Ezimora is hot to anyone and everyone. Expect a blog post! Read More
I Met A Fan
The intention was to put up a very short and sweet thanksgiving post on Thursday. Then I was going to put up another post on Friday to give you a list of businesses/services that should also be having a Black Friday sale, but alas, none of those posts went past my head. It is now Saturday Monday, and from all indications, a Black Friday post would be more useless than useful to you at this point. But on the plus side, I met a fan. Read More
He Who Marries Beauty Marries Trouble
Ever since I announced that my anonymity will be coming to an end soon, I have been under immense pressure to be beautiful. I don't know any other time that I've felt so not-beautiful-enough. And what makes it worse is that I don't know what to do to make myself more beautiful. Yet, everyday, I receive at least one warning to be beautiful. Read More
