For the men who have - or think they have - small penises and have wondered why they were dealt this fate, here's your chance to find out why: it's your mother. Apparently, when she was pregnant, she ate a lot of chicken wings, and chicken wings have been found to contain a certain small-penis-causing chemical called, phthalate. Unfortunately for me, after reading this and seeing the high-definition picture of chicken wings attached, all I want to do now is eat chicken wings. But I'm not Read More
Man Confesses To Killing A Man On YouTube
I first heard the news on Friday, and I apologize for not blogging about it sooner. Matthew Cordle, 22 admitted in a YouTube video posted on because I said I would that he killed Vincent Canzani, 61 while driving drunk on June 22nd of this year. It was a hit and run, and as of the time of the confession - recorded September 3rd 2013 and posted on September 5th 2013 - he had not been charged. The video starts off with Matthew's face blurred and his voice distorted, where he explains what Read More
Top 10 Reasons Why People Attack Davido For His Father’s Wealth
It's almost like every other day that someone attacks Davido on Twitter because of his father's wealth. Sometimes they tweet at him, and other times, they sub him. No matter what he does or accomplishes, there are people who believe that it's only because he's an omo baba olowo (rich man's son). And you know my our people, they go above and beyond to tell a celebrity what they think of him/her, even if it's not positive. I am all for calling a celebrity out when he/she does something wrong, Read More
Keep Calm And Let’s Rearrange The List Of Best Rappers
Kai. NotJustOK has just gone and started kata kata. My dear NotJustOk put up a list of 10 most gifted rappers in Nigeria, and people are vexing! I didn't know of the post until I started seeing retweets with people insulting each other. There's something about lists that make everyone go crazy when their names or the names of people they like don't make it on there. I have a secret for you: lists are based on opinions. Most times. Now, everyone, keep calm and let's rearrange this list. Read More
Ads I Love: Geico Sushi
I'm one of those people who watch television and find entertainment, even in the commercials. So far, my favorite brand is Geico. I'm not in love with all of their ads, but most of them have me laughing my head off. An example is this ad from years ago, which just doesn't stop being funny. I actually go on YouTube to look for the ad and watch it myself. It hasn't been on TV for a while, but thanks to YouTube for keeping me commercially satisfied. I would actually totally love to be in a Read More