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simplyIFEOMA is an event-servicing company dedicated to its vision of “celebrating the timeless nature of tradition, with the innovative creativity of the modern day”. "IFEOMA" is the definition of something beautiful in the Igbo language of Nigeria, West Africa. simplyIFEOMA, therefore, represents "simply something beautiful," as we strive for all our products and services to be! What serves as our inspiration? Basically, African print represents a source of cultural exhibition for Read More
You know there are so many inventions out there. Like the sex toy that connects over wi-fi, and the Kelloggs bag that costs $750, and the virginity kit. Now, I've discovered a new one: the Shewee! So what is this Shewee that I speak of? Well, you know as a woman, you have to squat to pee - when you are not on a toilet - while men, on the other hand, can just whip out their members and aim it where they please. If you give them your mouth, they will aim it there, too. For centuries, women Read More
There are women who are having big trouble having an orgasm, and then, there are women who have too many orgasms. They are even called unwanted. And while it may sound like an oxymoron to put orgasms and unwanted in the same sentence, it is actually possible. It's something called Persistent Sexual Arousal Disorder [PSAD]. I thought it was a good illness to have until I read exactly what it means and feels like: PGAD occurs "when a woman's genitals are sexually aroused for hours, days, Read More
Yesterday, a twitter fight broke out between Tonto Dike and her fans. Apparently, she dared to tweet about her new song. Fans (or maybe not fans) were not happy. They criticized her for being an actor who is trying to sing. I'm still stuck on her being referred to as an actor. But a singer, too? Yeah, whatever. Anyway, that is not even the point. The point for me - and consequently the reason why I'm vexing - is that I cannot understand a friggin' tweet. Is it just me? Read More
For as far back as I can remember, I have always known that the Nigerian presidential villa is called Aso Rock. Problem is, I have never known anything else about it. What does it look like? What color is it? How big is it? What street is it on? Mba. Nothing. As far as the inside is concerned, I was sure that I'd have an easier time laying an egg. At a point, I started thinking it may not even exist sef. Read More
