The thing about orgasms is that everyone wants one. I don't think anyone wants to start the process of sex and not get to that happy point. The happy point is the whole point of the sex in the first place, isn't it? So keeping that in mind, you would understand why 24 year old Racquel Gonzalez of Florida got violently pissed off after her boyfriend, 30 year old Esric Davis climaxed without her. The nerves! Naturally, she did what any other sane woman would do: she started beating and Read More
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So Milking Is A Thing Now
Get your minds out of the gutter! I am not talking about milking a woman's breast - although I can see how your mind went there. Heaven knows I love being milked. Now, remember when planking was a thing? Well, that time is now over. We are now officially in the age of milking, and if you don't have a clue what I'm talking about, then watch this video. This is so stupid. Let's ignore the fact that this is a waste of milk, and focus on the question of why anyone would even want to pour milk Read More
Woman Gets Kicked Off Facebook For Showing Her “Boob”
There is only one problem. It's not a boob. It's an elbow. So Mark Zuckerberg and his team can build a whole social network, but they can't distinguish an elbow from a boob? Maybe they don't get to see them [boobs] a lot? That said, I had no idea that you could get kicked off Facebook for showing boobs. P.S. It's World Aids Day. Read More
Can We All Agree That Sanusi Is An Ass Hole?
There I was perusing the World Wide Web as usual when I stumbled upon this latest gaff by CBN President, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi. He said, "You have to fire half of the civil service because the revenue of the government is supposed to be for 167 million Nigerians. Any society where government spends 70 per cent of its revenue on its civil service has a problem. It is unsustainable." See, I want to get where he's coming from, and I want to believe that what he was really trying to say is that Read More
