Uju, on her way into the shooting range. Does she look like someone who’s about to shoot? |
Uju was a little too happy about her alleged Saddam Husein shot |
My three shots. You can see the one by the right that collapsed his lungs. |
Up close and personal with Uju’s pathetic little shot. |
I now consider myself a pro shooter – yes, with just one lesson. Therefore, I have contacted my friend in the Marine Corps and told him to tell his recruiter to come and beg me to join them. Since they were unable to complete the job in Iraq (my friend included), I will go in there (with my new shooting skills) and single-handedly take out all the insurgents. I will end this war. I’m off to pack my bags for Iraq. I need to call my mobile company. Perhaps, I’ll pay them in advance for the months I’ll be at war. I have to take my Blackberry with me. A girl has to stay updated with tweets and facebook statuses, you know. Oh, and blog posts, of course!
Seun Al says
wow im actually first?? totally unreal!!! Vera u wont kill me..(BB while at warfront?) wish i was invited though, ive always wanted to do this. Ireti asked and i quote "werent u supposed to hit da red hole" and i said well keep dat question for aunty vera dat collapsed lungs and aunty uju dat shot da carotid arteries.
Myne Whitman says
Wow, that must have been quite an experience! You're good o, so I will give you a reference if the Army does come calling.
NBB says
Vera in Iraq??? No!!!! Just wondering what your tweets would look like.
Imagine u tweeting "#iraq #warzone I just shot someone" and someone telling you to twitpic. looool
Somebody says
Hot chick, Uju
Azazel says
Lol Vera o to funny..
But am glad u are now a 'sharpshooter'..
I get enemies who i need terminated.. shey u fit handle?
NoLimit says
lol!!! Like you won't run if they ever try to recruit you into the army!
Wow,great experience I bet!Now you make me want to pull out an Uzi.
dhjaxman bagucci says
Oo.. on top 'five' minutes of play? okay o… send back more pics from Iraq though.. 🙂
LucidLilith says
lol…you guys re just too much. I guess Mr. Shoes has to be careful now that you know how to handle a gun.
Anoda Phase says
lol…you guys suggested he tell them that he even killed someone with the AK-47? and you are not sure why he rejected the idea? LOL!!!
Whose writing is that on the "posters"? It's really nice…
Ginger says
Women after my heart! That must have been an experience…
Ginger says
Women after my heart! Kill 'em quick