|Uju, on her way into the shooting range. Does she look like someone who’s about to shoot?|
|Uju was a little too happy about her alleged Saddam Husein shot|
|My three shots. You can see the one by the right that collapsed his lungs.|
|Up close and personal with Uju’s pathetic little shot.|
I now consider myself a pro shooter – yes, with just one lesson. Therefore, I have contacted my friend in the Marine Corps and told him to tell his recruiter to come and beg me to join them. Since they were unable to complete the job in Iraq (my friend included), I will go in there (with my new shooting skills) and single-handedly take out all the insurgents. I will end this war. I’m off to pack my bags for Iraq. I need to call my mobile company. Perhaps, I’ll pay them in advance for the months I’ll be at war. I have to take my Blackberry with me. A girl has to stay updated with tweets and facebook statuses, you know. Oh, and blog posts, of course!