Racquel Gonzalez, victim denied of an orgasm
The thing about orgasms is that everyone wants one. I don’t think anyone wants to start the process of sex and not get to that happy point. The happy point is the whole point of the sex in the first place, isn’t it? So keeping that in mind, you would understand why 24 year old Racquel Gonzalez of Florida got violently pissed off after her boyfriend, 30 year old Esric Davis climaxed without her. The nerves!
Naturally, she did what any other sane woman would do: she started beating and scratching him. Imagine the agony she was going through. It’s like when you’re in school and striving to get an A in your course, and all you need to do is reach 90 for that A. But by the end of the semester, you end up with 89.95 and get a B. It makes it that much more painful. So yeah, this climax thing is just like that, except worse, because now you’re riding on several hormones, and you’ve worked your tail off for it to come off, but just when it gets to the tip and you need one more thrust … pooooof!
You must be wondering, so I’ll put you out of your misery: No, Esric was not able to make her climax, in spite of the beating and scratching. And if you care to know, she was arrested and held was $750 bond.
And let me just add that a lot of crazy shit has been happening in Florida; I’m starting to get worried about my Floridian folks. I have even decided to create a Florida tag because I know that there will be future WTF posts coming straight out Florida. I’ll keep you posted.
P.S. Yes, I know I still owe you the proposal post. I’m still waiting on the pictures. I’m eager to tell you all about it π
Source: The Smoking Gun
oohh. ndi ara. Lol
Serious something! A lot of them are running around.
You are not the only person saying that. Lately, people are raising alarms at the rate of fuckingness in that florida. I think the water there should be checked for polution… something is just not right… I suspect their pipe-borne water there!
Yup. There’s definitely something going on in that State. Every time I hear something crazy, I wonder if it happened in Florida, and lo and behold …. Florida.
Vera na wa for you o! where you dey get these kind of funny, funny news sef? nice one dear and a happy belated anniversary
Salihu,
Thank you for the well wishes. Per the news, my dear, na the thing dey find me come oh. Jeje I siddon and news just come find me. Issorai! Lol.
ROFLMAO…. I swear you have the absolute best headlines
Thank you, nne’m. I do it for you. Lol.
you totally killed the mood when you started comparing it to grades in school. uh-huh! Try, you are playing “Midtown Madness” (a car race) and just as you hit that last bend to the Finish line, your almost-totally-damaged car hit’s a streetlamp and it breks down stopping exactly just 2 metres away from the finish line and Opponent 23456 pass by you with smirks on their faces. >:( talk about frustratingly annoying! you bang BANG the table! In this case now, the guy is the streetlamp… How dare that streetlamp be that strong? couldnt it have been made of cardboard? π RAOTFLMHO… Vera, you never cease to crack me up. in fact, thanks to you now, I’m missing 5 rib bones. But it’s okay, it’s your prerogative π
You’re missing five rib bones? Only five? Obviously, I’m not working hard enough, lol. I have to come up its funnier and crazier posts. Let me know when the sixth one goes missing. And Hahahaha at Midtown Madness. Okay, then! Midtown Madness it is.
Im sure theres more to this story, its weirdness is off the meters
LOL. I don’t know the rest of the details, but yeah, it definitely does sound like there’s more to be told. Like maybe he’s been doing this for a while and the woman just couldn’t take it anymore.
Lmaooo… I’d beat him too if it were me…… #shrug#
Looool. You’re one of those, ehn? How am I so sure that it isn’t you sef? *side eye*