It used to be that whenever I was ready to break-up with someone, I would listen to a particular song over and over and over. Of course, I now know that the question on your mind is, “Dang it, Vera! How many people have you broken up with?” And to that, I say, “Just one. Any other one doesn’t count.” You may interpret that as you wish. The point is that I used to listen to the song over and over.
The song in question is R. Kelly’s When A Woman’s Fed Up. Whether I was the perpetrator or the victim never really mattered to me – not that I was ever the perpetrator. I mean, come on, look at me. This innocent face can do no evil. I would listen to R. Kelly’s song over and over until I was fully convinced that indeed, I could do better. Well, usually, by the time I was listening to the song, I was already doing better. By the way, this does not imply that I was cheating. Me? Never! Tufia kwa. God forbid bad thing.
I remembered R. Kelly’s When A Woman’s Fed Up because it was on one of the CDs I played while I drove back from North Carolina on Monday morning. It brought back memories. I am not currently thinking about breaking up, of course not. I just thought you may want to listen to the song, too. I am almost completely certain that there is at least one woman reading this blog right now who needs to kick him to the curb. Maybe R. Kelly can do for you what he did for me.
DISCLAIMER: Vera Ezimora is not in anyway instigating that you break up with your man. You may do so at your own risk. Please be advised that if and when you do, Vera Ezimora will not be available to keep you warm at night.
Anonymous says
I think the song we need is "When a woman's Eff-ed up."
That'd make a good one 🙂
Anonymous says
@ Anon,
So who's the fucked up one?
You no doubt.
Anonymous says
It's a joke, Anon. A cheeky one, no doubt. Take it easy.
Myne Whitman says
Is that one Anon, two or three? OK…moving on…
I love R.Kelly, and he can do no wrong especially when it comes to his music. I think this song is more for the men so they can check their ways.
Mamuje says
Vera! Vera!! Vera!!! How many times did I call you? heeeen, when people start knocking on your door for warmth, my hand no dey oh. lol
Yeah, love the song…. funnily enough I never had a break up song. Luckily, its too late now 😉
bob-ij says
LOOOL! Awesome break -up song but I wouldn't know…*looks away*
~x~
Sisi Yemmie ™ says
A good break up song would be…'Im married to Jesus, Satan leave me alone….
histreasure says
lol Sisi Yemmie..so what abt the 'keeping warm at night' part of it..
bArOquE says
@Myne, that is def one Anon suffering from MPD…those of you looking for heart-break songs should invest in a lil Kelly Price…i guess she finally found love thus her leaving the music scene…Vera, as for you, i have no comment, you're just a trouble maker…LMAO
Vera Ezimora says
Anonymous: LOL. I'm actually tryna picture R. Kelly singing that. Knowing R. Kelly, that'd be something. lol
Anonymous2: Hmmm. Not quite sure how to respond to this.
Anonymous3: Are you the first Anonymous?? Una dey confuse me here oh!
Myne Whitman: Yes, I understand that. But songs are like books, the listeners (readers) interpret them how they wanna.
Mamuje: Three times oh. You called me three times. As for people knocking on my door for warmth, hia hia! Let them bring it all. I can give them all the warmth they desire. No be me again? LOL.
Bob-Ij: There's guilt written allll over your face. You wouldn't know, ehn? Why's that so hard to believe?
Sisi Yemmie: Hahahaha. Funny enough, I'm acting in a church play this Sunday, and I would be singing that song (to my husband, for that matter!). Can't wait. LOL.
His Treasure: To that part, I'll sing, "Jesus is the only lover …. Jesus is the only lover of my soul, the only lover of my soul" lol
Baroque: Mu nwa? Is that what you open your mouth to say to your lovely wife-to-be? Odiro kwa mma oh! It's not like I've sung the song for you anyway. Don't make me! lol