Elin Nordegren (formerly Elin Woods), Tiger Woods’ ex is dating again, and I’m happy to hear this – not that she cares. She’s dating her neighbor, Chris Cline who is worth only like 1.2 billion dollars. Pssshhht. Small change. And Tiger Woods is worth half a billion, just in case you’re wondering, so this is a major upgrade. She has more than doubled her potential.
Chris Cline is a billionaire, a CEO, a philanthropist, a father (formerly married), and much more. There is only one thing I don’t like about him: he did a fund raiser for Mitt Romney. What?!?! Well, considering Romney’s overwhelming loss, I guess I can forgive him.
P.S. I think Chris Cline has the kind of name that sounds like a designer. Like Calvin Klein. Anne Klein. *shrugs*
P.P.S. Did you know that Elin Woods used to be a nanny? The moral of this P.S. is that all of you reading this blog need to find a way from me to go from where I am right now to a place where I would be potentially and actually worth billions of dollars (or pounds).
Nkeiru O-O says
So Elin aka ex-Nanny Fin2 turned down Tiger’s indecent proposal…well mo’better to greater green pastures! lol
Vera Ezimora says
Nkeiru, yes ooo! Can’t blame her. Plus, the way Tiger cheated on her, how does one even begin to get over that?
MsDawari says
Ewooo greener pastures!! Read an hour ago that Tiger woods is worth GBP 538million which is about $813 million dollars.
The babe sharp looking like a bag of money (in Rick Ross’ voice). Lol.
Vera Ezimora says
MsDawari, who can blame her? I just need to figure out where to meet such a person, too.
malickspeaks says
when women say “size matters”, i thought it was about the ‘jock’, now I know it’s about the pocket!
Vera Ezimora says
It’s about everything.