Elin Nordegren (formerly Elin Woods), Tiger Woods’ ex is dating again, and I’m happy to hear this – not that she cares. She’s dating her neighbor, Chris Cline who is worth only like 1.2 billion dollars. Pssshhht. Small change. And Tiger Woods is worth half a billion, just in case you’re wondering, so this is a major upgrade. She has more than doubled her potential.
Chris Cline is a billionaire, a CEO, a philanthropist, a father (formerly married), and much more. There is only one thing I don’t like about him: he did a fund raiser for Mitt Romney. What?!?! Well, considering Romney’s overwhelming loss, I guess I can forgive him.
P.S. I think Chris Cline has the kind of name that sounds like a designer. Like Calvin Klein. Anne Klein. *shrugs*
P.P.S. Did you know that Elin Woods used to be a nanny? The moral of this P.S. is that all of you reading this blog need to find a way from me to go from where I am right now to a place where I would be potentially and actually worth billions of dollars (or pounds).