My goodness, my heart has just been beating gbam gbam gbam ever since that Busola of a girl put up her wedding website. Busola got engaged in 2006 (can’t believe it’s been two years already) and I blogged about her engagement. Anyway, she made one of those wedding websites, of course. As her maid of honor (which really was an honor to her), she had to have my picture up there in her Bridal Party section…
So there it was…..a very clear picture of me with my name, Vera Ezimora clearly inscribed beside it. The thing was giving me hives. Every time I visited her site, I shrieked. Of course, I conveniently forgot to mention to bloggers that Busola’s wedding website was up and that my picture was there. In fact, my blogging life came to a halt. Honestly, I didn’t stop blogging because of my picture. I just got busy, but it all worked out, I guess because I know myself; I mighta let it slip out of my mouth (fingers).
Some people discovered me sha although they weren’t bloggers, or at least not that I know of anyway. But this other website that I will also conveniently not mention here, their amebo members discovered me. Chei. They were having a 5th year anniversary party here in Maryland, but I sternly declined the invitation, feigning anonymity, only to be told, “But Vera, we already saw your picture na. We saw it on Busola’s website. One of the members saw your picture and brought it to everyone’s attention. He/she started a thread and told everyone that one of our writers is there.” Well, isn’t that just lovely! So, I bowed my head in shame and attended the party. lol.
But now, the website has expired. It expired ever since actually, and I have been making attempts to visit it, trying to trick the internet into leading me to it, just in case the big world wide web is hiding it, lol, but so far, nothing. Yay!!! I can now breathe and go to sleep easily. I’m not quite sure why I’m so into this picture thing. I’m not even ‘anonymous.’ A buncha people already know what I look like. And I am actually readily available to meet with people. I might as well be out with it, yes? I dunno how long I will keep hiding my face. A picture of me seems to surface on facebook every month. How long am I supposed to stalk facebook and untag all pictures of me? Ko easy oooo!!!
Anyway, now that the picture is gone, I’m sooooooo excited. I can now go around and look for trouble anywhere, anyhow, any time, knowing that no1 knows what I look like. I can go to SolomonSydelle’s house and pee in her closet. She’ll never know it was me. I can go to Naapali’s house and steal one of his expensive bikes. He’ll never know it was me. I can go to Standtall’s house and steal Molly or Garfield (and use them to cook cat fried rice which I will serve to Standtall to eat). I can go to Aloofar the Effiko’s house and steal his books (or pour coffee on them). Who will tell him I did it? I can throw a rock thru Bumight’s window and she’ll never know it was me. I can send a text to Qmoney, borrow some money and run away. She’ll never see me. I can remove all the pegs on Oluwadee’s clothes hanging on the line outside. I can post the video of Mizchif receiving a lap dance from the female stripper @ the strip club (Yeah, I bet she didn’t know I knew! lol). I can kidnap Tobenna’s fiancee and stand in her place. He’ll never notice (wait, has the wedding passed???). I can steal Temmy Tayo’s son. I can steal Simi Speak’s daughter. Okay…. enough. Shebi you get the idea??? I am invincible!! Simply unstoppable.
By the way, happy one-year wedding anniversary to Busola!! She got married on the 27th of October 2007. Yes, I know today is November 1st, but so what??? And you will not believe what Funmi suggested she give her husband as an anniversary gift – I can just hear Funmi’s heart pounding here. She thinks I’m gonna rub shit all over her face and tell all of blogville. Well, I’d like to, but —- Happy Anniversary, Busola!!!
Shebi una remember Y?? The one we had a baby shower for where Funmi was shamelessly yahoozeeing?? Well, she had a bouncing baby gal!! As you read this now sef, I might be over there 4 the naming ceremony. If Funmi yahoozees today, you bet I’ll capture it. Anything for you, blogville!! What can I say? I have no social life. You, blogville, are my social life.
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sweet
okay i am laughing
mercy i am trying to figure out how many pictures exist of mii on the web and thiat is a somber thought
hmmmm
the fact that you know of ALL the pictures and the date it was placed there is wonderful
i should emulate
have a great weekend
I attended Busola’s wedding and also viewed her website while it was up. I started reading blogs soon after the wedding and stumbled upon yours later- So i would say you are the most unannonymous blogger I know, even though i am don’t quite remember what you look like. I probably couldn’t pick you out from a line up.
Stop the teasing, and post your pic already j/k ๐
Where did this Kafo and Annonymous come from. Ah AH! you people dont have jobs right. Vera no mind them jare. I know you wanted me to be furst but this people beat me to it! Can u like delete their comments that way I can be furst again (I keed I keed, little joke little joke).
What If I buy you a 2012 range rover in forest green with a bunch of perfumes all over the floor of the truck. If you look up at the dashboard, guess what you would see – the camera you have always wanted! Will you then send me your picture????!!!
TOP FIVE!!!!!!!!
now that is a first…
well vera liek I told u…I will find you..PERIOD!
Vera vera, have u not heard of the internet archive – http://www.archive.org/index.php
yes, it is an archive of the web. their web crawler crawls the web everyday and archives web pages. pray that Busola’s wedding website was not added to its web index. if it was…..fill in the blanks
vera, one thing u no wan no be say; this world too small. infact, i am publishing your pic (full version) for that matter on fb. other bloggers will have the last laugh, i tell..lol…
vera, u shldn’t have mentioned this. i just found ur pic though your name wasn’t on the label but you gave another clue to identify it was you..
i seem to be the only one who doesnt know what you look like oh. except for your one green eye.
i’m going to google you right about now!!!
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lol, you have let all the James Bonds on blogger loose, everyone is going to be trying to solve this great mystery that is Vera’s picture!
ha vera, pray there is no other picture of urs onlyn oh else i shall find it, nd, post it on my blog with ur name in capital letters. u likey?
MIV you don’t need to steal the bike. We go dash you sef.
Kafo: I try to keep track oh. It is exceptionally hard (thanks 2 facebook), but man pikin dey try still. Goodness!!! I shoulda thought twice about this post 4 shizzle.
Anonymous: LOL. Thanx for bursting my bubble!! I am anonymous oh. That’s my story and I’m sticking 2 it. Nothing you say or do will make me change my mind. Besides I feel better that you probably will not be able to pick me out of a line up. Kai. Which kin wahala be this? lol.
Temite: I sure will!!! Now where is that range rover? lol @ deleting the previous comments.
Chari: LOL. Stop looking for me oh. I don’t like it. Stop it!!!
Webround: Oh my God!!!! Nooooooooooooooo!!!!! LOL. You’ve gotta be kidding me.
J. Ifeme: LOL. I go kill you oh. Ah ah. Wetin dey do all of una sef???
Webround: You did what?!?! When? Where? How??? Oh, Lawd!!! I’m soooo pulling down this post.
Geisha Song: I dunno what these people are talking about. I am anonymous, darn it!!!
Bumight: Now that you mentioned it sef, maybe I shouldn’t have put this post up. Kai. I go pull this post down oh…but then, what am I supposed to be afraid of? I no get any pikshure online anyway…I hope. ***Vera trembling with fear**
Rayo: There is no picture of me online (that I know of). But if you try that nonsense ehn…I will hunt you down and break off all your little fingers. Yeah, I said it. lol.
vera, i sent u an email to vera@verastic.com…
Busola and Funmi shd beat u up for always casting them all over blogger…lol.
i wanna auction vera’s pic to the highest bidder. its a year old but i know she doesnt look much different from the pic i have.
i got tempted, i went to facebook just to go look at ur profile picture but all i saw was ur “supposed eyeball” since we have about 8 friends in common i have to talk to them fast fast to see what can be done about ur identity
lol… oh that identity reveal is so not funny. be glad the link expired. I actually went to the page, but i skipped the bridesmaids linkin… tinkin about it now, why why why didnt i click on it?lol… yh, show us ur pretty face
Okay so Vera is blowing up funmi’s cover while staying under cover? Naughty.
Why are you hiding?..abi you be ” a fine for Night”…lol
HOw you dey now?
Vera, do you really believe you are anonymous? Girl, I know what you look like, but I didn’t actually wanna seem like a groupie. This was about 18 months ago tho… lol .No longer Ms anonymous, hon.
Webround: I’m off to do as I said. ***Vera weeping***
Jaycee: Beat me ke? Who born dem? Dem no fit try that kin nonsense.
ChiefO: Try it and you’re a goner. You will be sooooooo gone.
YomiTunde: LOL. What friends do we have in common? You’re not serious @ all.
Talesandtallies: Well, I’m glad you didn’t click on it. Ha!! Hehehehe.
Doja: LOL. It’s all love. Funmi knows I love her.
Femi B: LOL @ fine for night. Lemme know when you wanna meet. I’ll show you my face. *wink, wink*
Nefertiti: LOL. You too???!! I thot I could trust you!! How dare you betray me in such a way??? How could you?!
vera do u really want the list?
Ah Vera you have given some bloggers assignment now. They will start doing some James Bond moves to find your picture by force now!LMAO
Hey girlfriend,
I need your permission to blog about my screensaver. Yeah, your pix I mean.
Just say No!… and you’ll be shocked!
Vera..i c u are doing a good job of blowing ur anonymous trumpet abi..and i can see people like webround will find u out…lol
meanwhile se if i visit the states and come to Maryland and say we should hook up you go agree?
lol…what can I say…I have been here before, not pictures, kinda googled my name and saw my home address….Christ. And then there is another site called ZS (abbrev. just in case folks start searching…gives US home addresses). Anyway
Vera- you’ve been busted. Is this you?
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v229/852/17/q1252684918_8132.jpg
Lol! @ u stealing my pegs.
I will hunt you down.
Pictures please!!!!
LOL, funny thing I actually saw that photo on d wedding website with your name on it. I always thought you were taller tho :P. lur u!
Yomitunde: Yes, I do. Pray, do tell. lol.
NigerianDramaQueen: Lai lai. I no dey fear. I am a strong babe. I rebuke all attempts to find my pikshure. Webround no go find anything.
Aloofar: Obviously, it’ll be better for me to say ‘Yes’ coz saying No might be detrimental to my health. So yes, you have my permission.
Aloted: If you come 2 Maryland, nothing will stop me from hanging out with you. Ah, ah…why not, if not? Why shall I shy? But uhm…you won’t be doing any driving ooo. lol.
Ababoy: LOL. Your home address?? Hehehe. Nna ndo oh. Internet is something else. Sometimes I don’t know if it’s good or bad.
Rosie: The link doesn’t work, but it probably isn’t me anyway. Dem no fit find me like that.
Oluwadee: You no fit hunt me down oh. lol. Pictures dey miss abeg. lol.
Anonymous: LOL. You did? Goodness! And what’s that your comment supposed 2 mean sef? I’m pretty tall oooo.
That Rosie link is working o..live! I wonder if it is you sha..
aww..good to know u’ll hook up with me if i come to Maryland…thank God we have it in writing.
Ok now you’ll do all the driving ๐
… and I hope you’ll pour more than coffee on my books ๐
Don’t feel bad…blogville is my social life too – lol!
-DTW
http://www.everydaycookin.blogspot.com
I have been following your blog for a while but leaving no comments.
What to give just to see one pic? You’ve got our curiousity all wound up. I dare you to link a pic of yourself in your next post for one hour only. Whoever visits your blog in that hour gets to click on the link and see you. What do you say?
Lmao!!!
Verasticoco, dont ya fret, at least u r not as unanonymous as me yet,lol!
Aloted: The link is not working for me oh. But I seriously doubt if it’s me. Like I said, I cannot be easily found like that. But lemme know when you come 2 Maryland. We musto jam.
Aloofar: You and your naughty self. What exactly do you want me to pour on your books? Tell me, please.
Darius: LOL. Sad, innit? I have not even gone to see a movie in a very long time. All I have been doing is blogging here and there. Dang!! I’m so dry.
Truthmasta: LOL. No oh. That cannot work @ allllll. First of all, you can always save the link (and show it to other people that did not visit during that hour). Second of all, you can save the picture too. So no oh, me I no fit. I am toooo afraid. But uhm, why have you been reading without commenting now? Not good ooo.
Princesa: Babe, how are you dealing with the unanonymity? I no fit deal!
@ Jaycee, thanks jare. The idiot need serious beating.
@ Vera,1st of all vera, u picked ur self as my maid of honor and u picked ur own picture for the website. Tell me why am honored to have u as my maid of honor when u forced urself on me? U this girl, u nd help. Anyway, let me be nice to my mentally challenged best friend. Thanks nono 4 wishing me happy anniversary.