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Lesson learned: don't take a four year old to ToysRUs and expect not to come back with a throbbing headache. Ok, gat it! Today, I followed my mom to her sister's house to pick up her [sister's] son... AKA my cousin, Toby. We took him to ToysRUS to go buy him his birthday gift (his birthday was on Jan 14th...same as mine), but I did not plan for what I got. How was I supposed to know he would stop at every corner and want to take practically everything home? How was I supposed to know he Read More

I promised I would tell you some of the anal things I do (call them pet peeves if you like), so here goes...I wash meat till there is almost no blood. This is fine when I'm not in a hurry and I have all day (which is IMpossible), but not when I have a room full of hungry people. Let's just say I've been banned from washing meat when other people are involved.I hate it when people wash their hands in the kitchen sink... with dishes in it. Eww! I don't care if it's just a fork; take your dirty Read More

Since this winter started, I have been obsessed with going to bed fully clothed; i mean t-shirt, sweat pants, sweat shirt and socks. In fact, I'm surprised I don't wear gloves to bed too... well, any day now. Anywayz, last night was no different; I mean with the clothing, but I woke up this morning without my clothes. Any1 have any idea how this may have happened? I know I went to bed fully clothed, but I don't know how or when my clothes came off. Don't get any bright ideas... I slept @ Read More

Today was one of those days that was just lived. I woke up this morning and nothing different happened. It was just a regular day for me; I did all the regular things I usually do. Oh, remember the Yoruba guy that asked me out on saturday? Well, get this.... he's married! Yeap! Can you believe his nerves? Oooh! He should thank his lucky stars that I didn't give him my numbers cause if I had, hell woulda had to freeze over before he smiles again. Wat is wrong with these men? You see, Read More

You would not believe what Uju made me do today! Believe it or not but she actually called me and made me deliver the craziest message. I felt so stupid just delievering the message sef. Lemme tell you what my dear Uju did. Remember how I said she went for a party and gave some fine Igbo guy her number? Well, her stupid self realized what she did and deleted his number from her phone. How UNsmart! The problem was that he already had her number anyways. This evening foine-Igbo-guy called her Read More