That's something I have heard more times than I wish to remember. It has become more prevalent now that I have ceased to get younger. And that's exactly my point. At what point does one cease to get younger? I used to think that one never gets younger anyway. Unfortunately, that's not a universal belief. I cannot count how many times I have been told (by my family and even by people I don't care for) that I am not getting younger anymore. Is this in comparison to the time that I was Read More
On A Lighter Note
So, Sunday is the fourth of July. America will be celebrating its 234th birthday. Woot, woot!! My 4th of July weekend is usually boring and forgettable. As I type this right now, I don't even remember anything I did during the past July 4th weekend. This July 4th, however, will be different. I have some fun events lined up. You can be rest assured that I won't be wearing my grey pencil skirt - the one with the generous zipper. As a matter of fact, I won't be wearing a skirt at all. Read More
Have You Met Yotaro?
Probably not.First of all, I apologize for the very late update. I was busy debuting my acting career in church. On Sunday, I and 10 other singles - Funmie included - entertained my church with a stage play they will not forget in a hurry. We got a standing ovation from a very enthusiastic and appreciative congregation, and it was praised as "the best play ever in House of Praise!!" Ah, ah! If you can't tell, I'm still gloating. Chinenye will testify of its total goodness. I'll be signing Read More
Wanna Know Why Your Man Is Cheating On You?
And no, it has nothing to do with me. Although the idea does tickle me a bit.It's all about the Oxytocin. You see, Oxytocin is a hormone that acts primarily as a neurotransmitter in the brain. However, it's also responsible for some other things. Oxytocin is released by men and women during orgasm; it induces labor, stimulates the nipples to release milk when the baby sucks on them, and contributes to maternal bonding. It is Oxytocin's role in maternal bonding that earned Read More
Daddy, I Love You Die!
10 11 Things My Daddy Is Good At:1. Being funny. No one has made me laugh like him. He has a very active imagination like me. Two of us are usually the only ones who can see the striking resemblance between a person and a thing --- like that woman who looks like a maggot. Don't ask.2. Being silly. When we had three Ngozis in my house, my dad always made it a point to call out their name for no reason, knowing that they would all assemble at his presence. And when they get Read More
