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I don't know whether this picture is real or photoshopped, and if it's from a Nollywood flick, then really, anything is possible. But either way, it deserves a caption. My caption (the goat to the man): Wa chaaaaaaa! *In Jackie Chan voice* What's your caption? Read More
I discovered a new site yesterday. It's called Emergency Compliment. The whole idea of it is when you are feeling crappy, just go there and read something happy. It tells you things like, "You're not crazy, they are 100% into you," and "All your friends worry they are not as funny as you." You get two options: if you're feeling better, you click on "Thanks! I feel better" and if you're not feeling better, then you click on "I still feel crappy," after which another feel-good message will Read More
Last Friday, Igwe just had to attend his co-worker's birthday celebration at a restaurant in Towson. Usually on Fridays, we do something together. Could be going to see a movie, or renting one to see at home, or eating out, or going shopping, or just staying home to gist and hang out. Whatever. But this particular Friday, he had to go out, and it was more annoying because I got a late notification. So after he was gone, I started working on my advertising price list. After I got tired, I ordered Read More
Well, this is shocking. You mean to tell me that Mitt Romney and all his thirty-seven personalities might have a secret? What could it be? That he's an alien from out of space, is Thor's first cousin and Superman's nephew? Or maybe that he's not Mitt Romney, but actually err .. MITT ROMNEY? Well, we don't know what it is yet, but maybe we'll find out soon. Maybe we won't. According to TMZ, "The Boston Globe is going to court tomorrow, reportedly to ask a judge to unseal the sworn testimony Read More
For as long as I can remember, I have laughed in my sleep. I'm not talking about just smiling or chuckling; I'm talking about laughing out loud. I'm talking about laughing out so loud that I wake myself up, wondering where the sound is coming from. And then I realize that it is just my laughter. And whatever was making me laugh in my dream is no longer funny when I wake up. When I used to sleep in the same room with my mom, she'd jolt me awake in the middle of my sleep-laughter. Now that Read More
