Well, that ain’t right! News filtering through the world wide web is that Ice Prince used to date Yvonne [Nelson] until she left him to date Iyanya … until Iyanya left her to date Tonto Dike … until Iyanya said he’s actually not dating Tonto Dike … and then Ice Prince went to Yvonne [Nwosu] … until Yvonne [Nelson] became single again and wanted back what she did not want before … and errr, so now, Ice Prince left Yvonne [Nwosu] to be with Yvonne [Nelson]. The summary as summarized by Vera.
This reminds me of when Uche Jumbo was dating the guy that started dating the girl that used to be married to the guy who is now married to Ini Edo. Don’t try to understand it. But if you really want to, you can read it here.
I remember how I learned somewhere that when you sleep with a person, you sleep with everyone that he/she has slept with, and everyone that they have also slept with, and it keeps going. Example, if you sleep John who has slept with Mary, Jane, and Sally, it means you are also sleeping with Mary, Jane, and Sally — and the people they slept with: Mike, Reuben, and Peter (and whoever they slept with, too). It gets more complicated.
Two things we can take away from this Ice Prince and Yvonne situation are:
1. Ice Prince loves girls called Yvonne
2. Yvonne Nelson likes Nigerian men
Bonus fact we can take away: No Yvonne can accuse him of calling her by the wrong Yvonne. How do we know who Ice Prince is really calling when he says, “Yvonne?”
And the moral of this story: When in love [and famous], shut your mouth up. I know that when you are in love, you just want to stand on a roof and scream it from the bottom of your lungs, but err, the thing is that when you do that, you have more people than you know listening. The same way they will say, “Aww, you two look so cute together,” when you announce your love is the same way they will say, “See? I knew it wouldn’t work. Didn’t I say it?”
Unfortunately, women suffer the brunt of this. Everyone is telling Ice Prince to “carry go!” because he’s a very sharp guy for catching two babes, both called Yvonne, and in the same breath, they are wondering what is wrong with Yvonne. Jury is still out on which Yvonne they are talking about.
If you have no other reason to keep it hush, think about the ammunition you will be giving to those crazy bloggers, people that sit on their couch and decide to tell satirical stories about your life. Na wa for them. But God bless those bloggers all the same 😀
P.S. I like the way celebs post pictures when they are all in love, and then when they break up, they go on Twitter and declare being single and happy. And to add icing on the cake, they even deny ever, ever, ever dating that person. Of course, we the watchers are supposed to hit DELETE on that memory and pretend that no such relationship happened. Sure.