…you’re boiling eggs and you let the water dry out?
Now, before you go judging me, I was not the one who put the eggs on fire; my mother did – although she did tell me to watch over them. But in my defense, she obviously put too little water because it was barely five minutes after she told me to watch them that the eggs exploded. Alright, fine. The truth is that it was about thirty forty-five minutes after she told me to watch them that the eggs exploded… and I forgot because I was *drumroll* blogging. *sigh*
But let’s look @ the bright side. I have discovered something new: pesin fit use boiled egg do explosive oo! (Boiled eggs can be used as explosives).
Now, I’m wondering if I should have typed the word, “explosives” on my blog (and then dared to make it bold & italic). Hmmmph! If I don’t update after today, please know that the Pentagon people have gotten me and locked me up in Guantanamo Bay. Oh, wait… my brother is now in power. Shoot, wetin I dey fear?! (What am I afraid of?!)
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My World says
Abeg,I no want go visit you for guantanamo…..lol!
webround says
Vera, now i believe your mum that you did not participate in cooking the onugbu soup and all you did was to take pictures, after all you can not even boil egg :).
meanwhile, now that you have discovered a new recipe for explosives manufacture, you need to file a patent..
LoloBloggs says
My deah don’t mind all the critics!
I know I can cook (I have plaudits) but I have burnt boiled egg twice in the last year. Such high quaility chefs like us no fit watch boilin egg. Na be small ppl do am so. 😉
For the Pentagon: I do not know of this woman and her activities relating to explosives. Thank you.
BSNC says
so if its not your fault or your mum’s fault the eye exploded.. whose fault is it then.. lol.
Buttercup says
hehehehehehehe! veraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Anonymous says
vera!!! i just want to know what u were doing till eggs exploded, lmao!
*Abeni* says
Wowaluuu!…Vera I think you might have to retract your statement of being ripe o! Don’t think the Igbo man would be to happy if his favorite meal is anything with boiled eggs! hehehehehe
Funms-the rebirth says
lmao…….. never knew sha……. now ive learnt something new this week…….eggs do explode….
mizchif says
Vera, u will not kill me with laff oh!
Only u will manage to BURN common egg!
Well, at least u now know how to prepare a local explosive……sha be careful, i don’t think they have internet in guantanamo bay!
temmy tayo says
My loveling dumoling(just coined that specially for u). WHy u dey disgrace me like this. When are u going to learn how to multitask? Biko, I no like am oh.
While blogging, I can cook, iron, sleep and if possible make a new baby! Warris is the big deal.(I wish)
I hope your mum gave u that mummy look when she saw the eggs sha.
Hee hee.
Sting says
At least u r eggs still look like eggs. When i did mine, all that was left was charcoal. TWICE! The first time i took medication and fell asleep, the second time, i just forgot and didn’t smell anything. Una for hear say Sting don perish for house fire.
RocNaija says
Welcome to the club my dear!!
I do this every time I attempt entering a kitchen..
I’m a hazard..
Repressed One says
LOL!! I’m inclined to agree with webround here oh. Nwanne, burn egg ke? Ure three mush oh.
U’all are hilarious with these comments.
Nice Anon says
Here we are thinking you are ripe for marriage. simple egg sef you no fit boil. jk lol
Chari says
erhm…didn’t you that in the native yoruba setting the bombs are made of eggs?
Vera Ezimora says
Tinu: Congrats on being first. And yes indeed, it must be a good week – for you and I both
Bob-IJ: Instead of you to be thinking about how to come up with the bail money, you're saying I should send you my email and password. lol. Na so life be? Anyway, thanx 4 excusing me 4 the exploding boiled eggs.
Funmie: Y the anger now? LOL. U can't be first every time, you know.
Neffie: LOL! So that's how you feel ehn? You even had the audacity to call the pentagon people to come on my blog & catch me. Just wait 4 me there. lol @ piaun. Would love to hear that sound effect on the phone.
Secret Diary: Lai lai! Na him be say you don lie finish. Microwaving an egg will yield the same result. lol. I betta pass u sef.
Kafo: Really?? So I'm not the only one who has burnt an egg ehn? That's good 2 know
Phoenix: Lai lai! I no fear @ alllll. Me & him we go wayyyyyyy back! Him no fit try dat kin rough play with me naaa!
Danny: U know I completely agree with you. Studies (more like experiences) have shown that I can't cook and do something else @ the same time. The cooking often bears the brunt – literally.
Bibi: Thank you jare!! I will completely ignore than sarcastic tone of yours. *rolling eyes* lol
Dante: Hehehehe. See, @ least I didn't spoil my pot, so technically I'm better than you. So uhm, what were you doing while your egg was getting burnt?
Confessions of a London Girl: Abi oooo! Thank you, my love for being so understanding. I was thinking the same thing too. LOL
My World: LOL. Me sef, I no wan go there na! Besides, I doubt if they allow visitors sef. lol
Webroud: I'll wound u oh! My cooking skills shouldn't be judged on this one isolated explosive event. It was an honest mitake; coulda happened 2 any1. After all, blogging is very very important! Ehm, I know how I will patent it. I have a very good idea! Una go see. Very soon all the bombs in Iraq will be replaced with my patented egg explosives.
Vera Ezimora says
Lolo Bloggs: Hahahahaha. You're right. Egg boiling is for the smaller chefs. Now why didn't I think of that??? I shoulda known better than to get involved with such a trifling issue. Ehmmmm, come o… what is up with ur disclaimer??? LOL
BSNC: Well, I'd say it was America's fault. By now, America is supposed to have produced a stove that senses when food is done and/or when it's about to get burnt and turn itself off. If this were the case during the time of the occurrence of this tragic incident, the eggs would have lived to tell a different story
Buttercup: Yes, darling. Na me ooo.
Anonymous: I was jejely sitting @ the table, typing away when all of a sudden, I heard a loud bang. I ran to the kitchen and lo and behold, the explosives my enemies had planted 4 me in the kitchen had failed 2 touch me. Hehehe.
Abeni: That is why I will make sure his favorite meal is nothing with boiled eggs. If it is, we must change it immediately. lol
Funms The Rebirth: Seee??? And people said nothing new can be learnt from here. Go & warn them ooo.
Mizchif: U call it a common egg abi? Look, I was blogging okay?? The people that put the eggs on fire (aka Mama Vera) should have watched their eggs. Y will they come and gimme work 2 do? lol @ internet @ Guantanamo. Don't worry. I will get high speed internet mailed to me in a ziplock.
Temmy Tayo: You can sleep and make babies while blogging ehn? Well, at least now we know how certain things happen in your household. Hehehe. Of course I got the look from my mom. The look said, "You're very stupid! Common egg you can't cook. How old are you again?" LOL
Sting: Hahahahahaha. Oh, Lord. Una no go kill pesin with laughter here. Well, @ least u had charcoal now. U for carry am make small firewood fire.
Roc Naija: Every time ehn?? I should introduce you to my father. LOL
Repressed One: Stop taking Webround's side ooo. He doesn't know what he's talking about. I agree with you. The comments r hilarious!
Nice Anon: Hahahaha. Look, I sabi cook pass egg ooo! In short, just for making that statement, I will make sure I put up a picture of whatever I cook next. Una go salivate tire!
Chari: LOL. Y am I not surprised? Una (Yoruba people) crase too much. Just like Funmi & Busola… dey don crase kpata kpata
Aribaba says
Wow… This is hilarious. lol. It wasn’t so funny when it exploded in my aunt’s face one time… sad sad day. Thank God she’s ok though
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ShonaVixen says
Vera!Vera!Vera!!! ehen…my sista…even eggs you no sabi how to cook??(gosh is that how u say it??..lol)
Ms. SpicyTee says
The other day, na my mama’s soup I burnt cos I was on blogsville and facebooking.
U dis vera .. u no go kill me…
Come 2 naija,You need to be a comedian,No worry, i will be ur manager..LOL
See u wey wan teach me how to cook onugbu soup,dey boil simple egg burnt..shio
Remi, United Kingdom says
oh… my… days…. you cooked eggs to “explosion” Lol…
see wetin blogging do u now eh?
But you were taught how to cook that soup now, so eggs should not have been a problem.
Saying that I nearly burnt my kitchen cooking beans. put in on the fire and then proceeded to browse the internet.. smoke alarm going off everywhere… going to your last post – see why you definately need the maid oh… no exploding eggs will ever occur! 🙂
have a great week ahead. Let me go and update blog, before people start hounding me oh..
Much love
bob-ij says
Funmie my sincerest apologies 🙁 I won’t do it again, I promise (crossing fingers behind my back)..lol
Nefertiti PENTAGON?? ok oh!…I kinda like though!
x!
Olówó says
LMAO! Exploding eggs, now that’s something. They prolly exploded from too much gas. Was the area smelling?
Just...Toluwa says
hmm…lets give this idea to the…shhhh…we can not mention their names here. Or else Y’ardua, can come fit carry us! lol!
been a while….how u been?
StandTall-The Activist says
you ehn
aloted says
abeg o vera no go explode your house o…health and safety!
wordmerchant says
hahahahaha..vera only you can burn an egg!!
Eggs for explosives..the FBI are watching you girl.
*Diane* says
lol. i haven’t done this yet. and thank God. Nothing pains me more than having to clean up a mess when i’m about to eat..lol
cici says
nice blog, fist time here, i like what i see , pls visit my blog, just getting started
Sweetnothin' says
hahahahha…u na visit u 4 pentagon. who do i ask for…….Vera or da mother…..hilarous.
joicee says
Your bitterleaf soup from your last post looks really yummy not so sure about these eggs lol
wordsmith says
lololol. i found that out at the age of 9 on my first egg boiling attempt.
Penelope says
It doesnt change anything now..u stil exploded the eggs!!..Oh fair vera!!
anyways…eggs as explosives ei?
i know…this is going to be fuunn..*evil grin*