What’s a girl to do when she cannot summon the strength to blog even though she feels like she has so much to blog about??
I guess she could update her blog and let everyone know that she doesn’t quite know what to blog about. Too many issues bouncing around in her head. A flight of ideas, yes?
She could tell everyone about Saturday. She was on her way to a baby shower when she suddenly remembered that she forgot to brush her teeth that morning. She had to stop at a gas station to buy a bottle of water. Parked outside in the dark, she popped her trunk open, went through her in-case-of-incassities bag where she has everything but a bath tub, and pulled out a toothbrush, a tube of toothpaste, and a bottle of mouthwash. Standing out there in the fierce windy cold, she shamelessly brushed her teeth twice and gargled with listerine mouthwash.
Her breath was minty fresh after that. And then, she proceeded to the baby shower, exuding an air of confidence that could only come from having a fresh breath. Oh, she thanked her God for that in-case-of-incassities bag. Her friends, Funmi & Busola always thought she was crazy for having that bag in her car. The bag also contained a bible, two underwears, a sponge, liquid soap, a towel, a bath robe, lotion, deodorant,, sleeping clothes, and facial cleansers. She just has an obsession with being ready – just in case. The incident on Saturday caused her to add a bottle of water to that bag. Obviously, she’ll need water to brush her teeth.
But she’ll update properly later.
LOL! just in case what? you have to flee the country?
Bumightiiii, I said lo ka iwe eeeeee…. lol @ Vera. I have a friend like that, and I think she’s absolutely off her rockers… not that I think you are crazy tho my darling Vera lol 😉
VERAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ONLY YOU!!!
u r super prepared for anything and everything that could have gone wrong. I never heard of anyone keeping so many things in the car b4.
Vera how did you leave home without brushing your teeth?
Bumight: LOL @ fleeing the country. Yes ke! I might need 2 drive to Naija real quick. lol.
Nefertiti: LOL. You can kuku call me crazy if you want; you want be first.
Aloted: LOL. Only me ehn? This never happened 2 u?? LOL.
Iwalewa: LOL. Yes oh. I’m so paranoid that some day I might just need something somewhere or sleep somewhere I did not plan to sleep, so I’m always sure to have everything…including a make-up bag sef. Just in case.
Favored Girl: I took a shower very early in the morning. I forgot to brush. lol.
OH! Great idea! I am going to start putting together my own bag of incassities. VERA you are my hero!!!! Come back and update joo, Temite will not abide this laziness(lol). Seriously I hope you are good.
what if u got pulled over by baltimore PD all u had to do was open ur mouth and voila he’ll let u go. simply tell him u were in a rush to go brush ur gutter.
hmmm, i wonder how much would a picture of vera brushing her teeth in the middle of the road fetch?
if not now, but soon when you start winning all those writers awards and collecting all those millions?
or this one that you fasted and prayed for 2 years that no one sees ur pic on Busola’s wedding site, wetin u go do for this classic pic of u brushing ur teeth on the road?
Gal…that makes you a girl’s scout…obviously your motto is:Be Prepared!!!
Nice one!!!Chei Vera you no go kill person for this blogville o!
LOL…. craziness personified.
I should think of packing one of those in case of incasity bags. Sounds useful.
Temite: I’m very good, my love. In fact, maybe I’m a little too good. *wink, wink* I’ll definitely update. You know your wish is my command.
ChiefO: LOL. You’re mad!! My breath did not smell that bad, okay???? It was actually smelling good. lol. Maybe I will use bad breath on Black Friday. I will just blow the foul odor on everyone and they will clear the line 4 me. lol.
Webround: LOL. Picture of me brushing on the side of the road? Gosh, don’t scare me oh. Maybe I should go back 2 the gas station and DEMAND to see their security tapes. lol. And if I’m in any of them, I will demand that I be erased permanently. Writers’ awards? Amen!!!
No Limit: LOL. My dear, I no wan kill you oh. Just recounting my story. lol.
Sting: It’s very useful oh. I get paranoid about stuff like that, so I definitely will not go out unprepared.
RETARDED CHIC
Only VERA, Only Vera!
I hope u also have lighter fluid and matches and a tent and some sleeping bags in case u have to camp out in the middle of nowhere when u have a flat tyre and the spare also has a leak and u don’t have reception on your phone so you can’t call for help!
VERAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 how are you going to wet my appetite like that and then not give me the meal. Come back here and give me the jist. Nne, do you ear me? Is it a boy? oh gosh I am sooooo curious? it is a boy, isnt it? HA! I knew its a boy. Do u have a boyfriend? The only green cockroach in my cupboard I beg come here and tell me it o. I dey wait impatiently!!
Vera darling I love your preparedness, so if we want to elope now nothing will stop us she?
lol…”in-case-of-incassities bag”…lol, nice one
lol. seriously, only u, vera. only u
vera.
HOW DID YOU FORGET TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH?????
your mother will be ashamed, spreading your verastic breath all over the place.
hmmph! *turns up nose in disgust*
Vera.. there are some important things that need to be in that just in case bag that u didnt mentoned.. I will email you privately about them. Me too .. I have ust incase bag in my car.. it consist of just too important items.. lol..
in-case-of-incassities bag?lol… that bag has everything!seriously, its like an overnight bag. at least you got to brush, so that’s good. this post was hella funny tho’. w8n 4 ur next update.
Hah- I believe u my sister cus u can never be too ready oh, especially with all the waka waka about wey person dey do these days. Btw, who forgets to brush their teeth in the am? You forget to shower too? Vera, where ur priorities?
Queen Vera can be forgiven of anything. Just blog when u r ready. I will be here
Funmie: You’re norrin but a harer!!
Mizchif: No, I don’t have all those things yet, but now that you have mentioned them, I will certainly put them in my trunk.
Temite: Hyperactive chic. I didn’t say anything about a boy o! Did I mention anything about having a boyfriend? Mba. I’m just feeling good, that’s all.
LusciousRon: Yes oh. Nothing will ever stop us from eloping. We have everything under control.
Aba Boy: LOL. Yes oh. I always call it my in-case-of-incassities bag. One never knows…
FFF: LOL. Yes oh, only me. I cannot help it.
Geisha.Song: How dare you turn up your nose @ me? I’ll hurt you oh. Why are you persecuting me because I didn’t brush my teeth? Nonsense.
Mr. Xprexxion: LOL. What might they be? What are the things in your bag abeg? I want 2 know. I have a feeling they are baaad!!!
Talesandtallies: Yes oh, in case of incassities bag. It is imperative that I have all those things in my bag. One just never knows…
Rosie: LOL. My dear, I did shower in the morning. I showered @ about 6am or maybe seven, which was unusually early. I intended to go back 2 bed and then wake up and brush my teeth. So you see…no be my fault na.
Standtall: LOL. Thank you, my love. I will definitely update by Thursday. No later than that.
The point Dearest, is WHAT has made you sooo happy. You must tell me Asap! I am waiting!! Temite tapping her feet impatiently….
Hilarious. I guess we all need one of those bags – lol.
-DTW
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which kin baby shower starts so early in the morning?
Vera! u forgot to brush your teeth? so how does ur morning usually go?
U take a bath, get dressed and then “think” of brushing? lol!
LOL…only u! u crack me up!
U bera musta up dt strength to blog…i need laughs!
oh Vera, u are a case.
but nothing do you oh.
@ least you brushed.
had one of those incase of incassities bags @ Rabbis when we were dating.
Abeg no vex about my post o, just informing pple.
LMAO…
You are just something else dis babe!
That bag really came in handy. We dont want to know what would have happened if you didnt brush,lol!
Temite: Okay, when I update tomorrow, I will include that lil tit bit
Darius: Yes oh. We definitely all need one of those bags. It helped me a lot.
Naapali: LOL. No oh. It didn’t start @ 6am in the morning. I just happened to be awake @ six in the morning, so I decided to take a shower @ that time, but I forgot to brush my teeth.
Just Toluwa: LOL. Babe, I usually brush my teeth first oh! But last time, I just forgot. I be human now.
Oluwadee: lol @ ur post. And uhm, what was in your in case of incassities bag?? Biko, tell me.
Princessa: Me sef, I don’t wanna know what woulda happened either oh. I woulda probably broken up the parry with my breath.
Hmmmm… you should think of carrying a bath tub in that back, that way you really ready…lol…
J. Ifeme: I have been seriously thinking about it oh. It’s just that I drive a corolla, which is a small car, you know. But maybe if I find a foldable bath tub, I’ll definitely do it. lol.
Just incase you want to know.. A just in case bag must contain a pack of condoms just incase and a pack of tisue just incase…
Mr. X!
*makes a mental not to get an in-case-of-incassities bag*
note*
Mr. X: That’s just wrong! No, I do not need condoms. There will be no incaseofincassities sex.
Buttercup: LOL. You’re funny. Make sure you gimme some money 4 giving you the idea.