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Anyways, problem solved!  Expect more pix from me.  I go almost everywhere with my camera&#8230;even though I hardly take pix of myself (since i&#8217;m the photographer et al).<\/p>\n<p>Boy oh boy!  You have no idea how happy I am right now.  I&#8217;ll definitely be taking my camera 2 more places.  I&#8217;m gonna go charge my camera now, so the battery would be full tomorrow, you know?  Then I can just take random shots and put them up for the world 2 see.  I&#8217;m gonna be invincible!  Unstoppable!  Untouchable!&#8230;.. (Ok, calm down, Vera, it&#8217;s just a camera.)<\/p>\n<p>Why am I up @ this time of the morning?  It&#8217;s 4 A.M for crying out loud.  Well, I guess I betta go 2 bed now cause I gotta be up @ 10 A.M. to go buy a router for my laptop (since the internet I&#8217;ve been stealing from my neighbors is currently not working).<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m gonna be sooo bloated tomorrow cause I have been drinking a lotta milk&#8230; I dunno why.  I&#8217;m just gonna be farting all over the place tomorrow.  Watch out, people!  Professional farter on the way!  Anyways, I think I&#8217;m gonna get me some milk tomorrow, but I&#8217;m gonna get me some Lactaid (lactose free) cause I&#8217;m really starting to think I&#8217;m lactose-intolerant.  Why else would I be so bloated after having milk?  It&#8217;s worse when I take Naija milk (Peak et al). <\/p>\n<p>Good nite Y&#8217;ll&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>When I wake up, I&#8217;m gonna put up a picture of Uju chewing a bone like it&#8217;s her last day on earth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I just figured out how to post a picture&#8230;.the easy way! How come I neva knew this b4? Do you know how many times I have thought about taking a pic and posting it on my blog? But I don&#8217;t do so because I feel like it is too much of a hassle. 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