{"id":95,"date":"2006-07-03T03:59:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-03T03:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=95"},"modified":"2006-07-03T03:59:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-03T03:59:00","slug":"updates-updates-updates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/updates-updates-updates.html","title":{"rendered":"Updates&#8230;Updates&#8230;Updates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Where do I start?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">#1.  Due to all the rain that fell last week, my wireless network has been down.  My network has been giving me what it calls &#8220;limited or no connectivity&#8221;, but it is actually &#8220;no connectivity @ all&#8221; because I cannot even do anything online.  I can&#8217;t sign in2 my messenger, and I cannot open a web page either.  How frustrating is that?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">#2.  On friday I went 2 Uju&#8217;s house to cornrow her hair, but we ended up watching Naija movies and sleeping.  Eventually, I did the cornrows, but just two.  And she did same to\/for me.  But dammmnnnnn, her hands hurt so much.  I was on the verge of tears.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">#3.  Yesterday I went 2 see Superman, and afta seeing it, it got me thinking: maybe I should only date a man that can fly like superman.  I mean, who needs a regular man when you can get one that flies&#8230;.4 free!  He can take me ANYWHERE ANY TIME.  I would not need 2 pay for airfare, and I definitely do not have 2 have any hassle.  Just pack my bags and zoom off.  And let&#8217;s not forget that the trip would be shorter sef.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">#4.  Well, I dunno what number 4 is.  All I know is that I thought I had a number 4, but I guess not.  Well, here&#8217;s nothing then, I guess.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Enuff about me, how are you?  How was ur weekend?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">#5.  Oh, I remember number 4!  But since I already have a number 4, I have 2 change it to number 5.  On saturday I accompanied Uju to an event.  Her aunt was the caterer @ the event, and she needed people 2 help her serve, so Uju and I were two of the 5 people that were serving.  Mehn&#8230;I cannot tell you how we suffered o!  We were supposed to serve the food to the guests, but you know these Naija people now &#8211; they all wanted to be part of it.  They all wanted to come in2 the kitchen and take their own food, no matter how many times we said &#8220;WE ARE SERVING THE FOOD OURSELVES&#8221;.  Nawa 4 Naija people o.  There was so much commotion and kata-kata @ the event &#8211; no surprise, of course.  We left there @ about 4am &#8211; thank God.  When we got home, we took long showers &#8211; not together o!!!!&#8230; although there is nothing new 2 see anywayz<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Well, that will be all for now; guess I will be back later.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">:KISS:<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where do I start?#1. Due to all the rain that fell last week, my wireless network has been down. 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