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Funmie’s birthday was on Thursday, May 15th, and as usual, she did not plan anything. Igwe and I had a pretty busy day because we had to first attend Dayo’s dinner in school – where we met the infamous Professor. We left dinner early – sometime close to 9pm, I think – and headed over to Funmie’s house. We took cake, Moscato , disposable plates and cups, and a pair of gold shoes for Funmie. She specifically called me and told me that she wanted either gold or silver shoes. I found gold.<\/p>\n

When we got there, our friend Ibukun was already there, and the foolish girl – AKA Funmie – was asleep upstairs in a maxi dress and no bra. She decided to wear a bra only because Igwe was there. And honestly, I have to throway yansh for her for even doing that. The Funmie that I know would straight up come downstairs with a towel wrapped around her body (or a bed sheet) and nothing else under.<\/p>\n

These pictures were just taken for fun, and I’m sharing them here for even more fun. Several videos were made, too, but since I have some dignity left, I won’t put them up. Igwe, Funmie, and Seun (Funmie’s sister) literally made dance videos. I won’t delete them, but I’m saving them for later when I can use them against them. Enjoy the few pictures.<\/p>\n

\"Looking<\/a>

Looking all drunk and stuff<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Red<\/a>

Red velvet cake. I should have brought cheesecake<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Funmie,<\/a>

Funmie, Me, and Ibukun. Something must have been funny. Don’t remember what.<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Funmie,<\/a>

Funmie, Me, and Seun (Funmie’s Sister)<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Funmie<\/a>

Funmie (always on the freaking phone!), Me, Seun (looking like her spirit is on another planet), and Ibukun (behind)<\/p><\/div>\n

\"No<\/a>

No idea what was going on with me here.<\/p><\/div>\n

Happy birthday again, Fufu!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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