{"id":8905,"date":"2014-03-26T02:08:06","date_gmt":"2014-03-26T06:08:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=8905"},"modified":"2014-03-26T00:10:00","modified_gmt":"2014-03-26T04:10:00","slug":"gentlemen-put-cock-sock-yesterday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/gentlemen-put-cock-sock-yesterday.html","title":{"rendered":"Gentlemen, Did You Put Your Cock In A Sock Yesterday?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Funmie and I were getting our nails done when my nail technician showed me her Facebook feed. All I saw were naked men. Beautiful naked men. Beautiful naked men with their cocks in socks. Long story short, Instagram was very excited yesterday with pictures of men with their cocks in socks — all to raise awareness for prostate cancer. What do cocks in socks have to do with prostate cancer? I don’t know, but at the very least, it has me blogging about prostate cancer … kind of.<\/p>\n

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P.S.<\/strong>\u00a0The guy in the pink socks is a master illusionist.<\/p>\n

P.P.S.<\/strong> There was also a version with women putting pictures up with no make up and no filter to raise awareness for breast cancer. Not quite as entertaining.<\/p>\n

P.P.P.S.<\/strong> I don’t know if each picture made some kind of money or earned some monetary donation from a company.<\/p>\n

P.P.P.P.S.<\/strong>\u00a0Note to gentlemen everywhere: if you regrettably couldn’t show us your cock in a sock yesterday, please e-mail it to me. I will admire it on behalf of women world wide. You’re welcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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