{"id":8612,"date":"2014-01-29T02:41:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-29T07:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=8612"},"modified":"2014-01-29T00:28:26","modified_gmt":"2014-01-29T05:28:26","slug":"rhoa-recap-wtf-kind-pillow-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/rhoa-recap-wtf-kind-pillow-talk.html","title":{"rendered":"RHOA Recap: WTF Kind Of Pillow Talk Was That???"},"content":{"rendered":"

I didn’t get around to watching Real Housewives of Atlanta this Sunday because I was busy watching Beyonce swerving on that surfboard on the Grammys stage. So I just watched the episode yesterday. Where do I start?<\/p>\n

Nene:<\/strong> See, I like Nene, but she can be so shady sometimes. Nene organized a pillow talk event where people were supposed to dress in their pajamas (I’m assuming?), but apparently, she didn’t get her own memo. It started off with people playing a game where they had to answer some stupid questions, like will you comfortable being in the same room with someone who has slept with your partner (I’m paraphrasing)? Then she went and started the talk about Kenya saying that Natalie’s husband said he and Natalie were only common law husband and wife (i.e. not married). Why did you do that, Nene???<\/p>\n

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Cynthia:<\/strong> Yet another shady boots! Cynthia was the one who told everyone else about what Natalie said (that Todd is basically an opportunist), but she was the first one to claim she wanted no part in the drama. Like hell she didn’t. Then she told Peter what Kandi said without first telling him what she said to get that reaction from Kandi.<\/p>\n

Porsha:<\/strong> Not a very active participant in this episode.<\/p>\n

Kenya:<\/strong> Either (1) Kenya’s Nigerian Prince doesn’t actually exist or (2) He exists, but he is no Nigerian Prince or oil tycoon, as she says he is or (3) He does exist. And he is an oil tycoon and a Prince, but she’s his sidechick … and she doesn’t even know it. So Kenya is trying to get sperm from the sperm donor and she’s acting a fool while at it. What else is new? And the pillow talk … well, let me give you a sequence of events:<\/p>\n

Phaedra: I love Phaedra oh, but I do not for one second understand the event she had for her baby. The poor baby looked confused.<\/p>\n

Nene started the conversation about Natalie being a common law wife to her husband and her husband confronted Kenya who confronted his wife. He tried to defend his wife by pulling Kenya, and Brandon tried to defend his friend, Kenya by coming for Natalie’s husband. Peter and Apollo tried to separate them by both somehow slamming Brandon to the chair and holding him there wile Apollo hit him. And just like that, the pillow talk event showed its true colors.<\/p>\n

Naturally, it was a fight that consisted of shouting voices and free falling f-words, and next week, there will be even more. I’m kind of looking forward to next week because I want to see what sets Kandi off so much.<\/p>\n

It’s hard to decide who stirred the pot. Was it Natalie for telling Cynthia and Peter that Todd was an opportunist? Or was it Cynthia for telling everyone (including Nene and Kenya) what Natalie said? Or was it Nene for bringing the subject up at the Pillow Talk party? Or was it Christopher (Natalie’s husband) for pulling Kenya’s hand? Or was it Brandon for coming to Kenya’s defense? Or was it Apollo for beating Brandon?<\/p>\n

Heck, I don’t even know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I didn’t get around to watching Real Housewives of Atlanta this Sunday because I was busy watching Beyonce swerving on that surfboard on the Grammys stage. So I just watched the episode yesterday. Where do I start? Nene: See, I like Nene, but she can be so shady sometimes. 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