{"id":8128,"date":"2013-11-12T02:18:13","date_gmt":"2013-11-12T07:18:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=8128"},"modified":"2013-11-11T21:22:51","modified_gmt":"2013-11-12T02:22:51","slug":"man-nailed-balls-cobblestone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/man-nailed-balls-cobblestone.html","title":{"rendered":"About The Man Who Nailed His Balls To A Cobblestone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to blog about this Russian man who nailed his balls to a cobblestone yesterday [I read the story on Sunday night], but I knew that I had to embed an ad in the post, and I concluded that advertisers probably don&#8217;t want their content next to balls nailed to a cobblestone. So the <a href=\"http:\/\/verastic.com\/social\/adele-turned-12-million-face-loreal-loreal-pick-please.html\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Adele post<\/strong><\/a> happened instead. By the way, I woke up this morning still thinking about what I would do with \u00a312 million that Adele turned down. Mmmm!<\/p>\n<p><div id=\"attachment_8129\" style=\"width: 644px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Pyotr-Pavlensky-man-who-nailed-his-balls-to-a-cobblestone.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8129\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8129\" alt=\"Pyotr Pavlensky, man who nailed his balls to a cobblestone\" src=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Pyotr-Pavlensky-man-who-nailed-his-balls-to-a-cobblestone.jpg\" width=\"634\" height=\"436\" srcset=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Pyotr-Pavlensky-man-who-nailed-his-balls-to-a-cobblestone.jpg 634w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Pyotr-Pavlensky-man-who-nailed-his-balls-to-a-cobblestone-300x206.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 634px) 100vw, 634px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-8129\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pyotr Pavlensky, man who nailed his balls to a cobblestone [Image source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2497811\/Russian-performance-artist-nails-Red-Square-cobblestone-TESTICLES-protest-Kremlins-crackdown-rights.html\" target=\"_blank\">Daily Mail<\/a>]<\/p><\/div>But let me tell you about\u00a0Pyotr Pavlensky, a 29 year old artist in Russia who not only went nude on the streets, but also nailed his balls to a cobblestone. As a fellow sane person, you must be wondering why? Well, according to Daily Mail, he did it <em>&#8220;in protest against the Kremlin&#8217;s crackdown on political rights.&#8221;<\/em> Also, he said in a statement that <em>&#8220;<span id=\"ext-gen186\">he was\u00a0<\/span>trying to draw attention to Russian society&#8217;s development into a &#8216;police\u00a0state.&#8221; <\/em>Apparently, this was not even his first time doing something so drastic to send a message. In 2011, he sewed his lips together to show that he was not in support of the jailing of two female members of the Pussy Riot punk band.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sp_dgKgkHSo\" height=\"360\" width=\"640\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>So, here&#8217;s what I&#8217;m thinking:<\/p>\n<p><strong>1.<\/strong> \u00a0When I first read the headline, I thought WTF???<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.<\/strong> \u00a0After reading the story, I wondered, but how would nailing your balls to a cobblestone stop Russia from becoming a police state? Abi wetin consign lizard with pubic hair? [I totally made this lizard thing up just right now, but lizards really don&#8217;t have pubic hair &#8212; or any kind of hair]<\/p>\n<p><strong>3.<\/strong> \u00a0While I haven&#8217;t been to Russia in a very long time (and I barely remember my life there), I think it&#8217;s safe to say that Russia isn&#8217;t exactly known for not being a police state. Russia???<\/p>\n<p><strong>4.<\/strong> \u00a0He nailed it to a cobblestone though? Getting through cobblestone isn&#8217;t for the faint at heart. I don&#8217;t even like walking in heels on a cobblestone.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5.<\/strong> \u00a0Any band called Pussy Riot should probably be probed, at the very least. No?<\/p>\n<p>In conclusion, if you are going to nail your balls to a cobblestone and have all your goodies out for the world to see, the least you can do is have a big penis. Or make the penis hard before nailing the balls to cobblestone. My initial thought when I first saw the video: My, what little penis he has. Having a small penis &#8230; now that&#8217;s worth demonstrating against. Maybe this time, he&#8217;ll set it on fire.<\/p>\n<p><strong>DISCLAIMER: No penises were hurt in the typing of this post. The same cannot be said for balls.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2497811\/Russian-performance-artist-nails-Red-Square-cobblestone-TESTICLES-protest-Kremlins-crackdown-rights.html\" target=\"_blank\">Daily Mail<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to blog about this Russian man who nailed his balls to a cobblestone yesterday [I read the story on Sunday night], but I knew that I had to embed an ad in the post, and I concluded that advertisers probably don&#8217;t want their content next to balls nailed to a cobblestone. 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