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\"Adult<\/a>I have noticed that a lot of the adult shops I drive by have signs that say they are open 24\/7. My favorite pizza shop is literally next to an adult shop. The order is adult shop, pizza shop, mattress shop, and Dunkin’ Donuts. Every single time I go to get my pizza, I ask myself the same question: why would an adult shop need to stay open 24\/7?<\/p>\n

When I think of shops and businesses that are (or should be) open 24\/7, I think about hospitals, gas stations, grocery stores, mechanics, police stations, movie rental places, etc. I can understand why a person would want to visit these places at ungodly hours. But an adult shop? What kind of emergency can one possibly have that an adult shop would fix?<\/p>\n

Naturally, I thought long and hard, and I have come to some ideas:<\/p>\n

1.<\/strong> \u00a0The condom broke and you need a new one<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> \u00a0You lost the keys to the handcuffs<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> \u00a0The dildo is the wrong size and you’ve already started — so you kinda need to finish.<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> \u00a0The vibrator doesn’t vibrate nearly as much as you expected<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> \u00a0The porn movie you were watching ended abruptly and promised for a conclusion in Part II — which you don’t have.<\/p>\n

6.<\/strong> \u00a0Your partner is stuck on the pole you mounted in your bedroom, and you need another pole to bring him\/her down.<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> \u00a0Your new date\/partner looks very, very familiar, and you can swear that you saw him\/her on the cover of that porn movie at the shop. It’s 3AM and you just have to find out!<\/p>\n

That’s all I can think of, folks. Well, that’s all the PG stuff I can think of. Everything else is not suitable for this blog. Plus, advertisers don’t like nasty.<\/p>\n

Can you think of any other reason why an adult shop would be open 24\/7?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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