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For the men who have – or think they have – small penises and have wondered why they were dealt this fate, here’s your chance to find out why: it’s your mother. Apparently, when she was pregnant, she ate a lot of chicken wings, and chicken wings have been found to contain a certain small-penis-causing chemical called, phthalate<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately for me, after reading this and seeing the high-definition picture of chicken wings attached, all I want to do now is eat chicken wings. But I’m not pregnant, so I’m allowed. For all the pregnant women who have eaten or are eating chicken wings and are currently reading this post, I bet your face looks something like this:\u00a0 \ud83d\ude2f<\/span><\/p>\n

Here’s how Daily Mail is reporting it:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Women who eat chicken while pregnant give birth to boys with smaller penises, according to ‘shock-tactic’ animal rights group Peta.<\/p>\n

In an attempt to ruffle feathers at last weekend’s National Buffalo Wings Festival, in Buffalo, New York, Peta wrote to organisers to warn of the effects of the chemical\u00a0phthalate which is\u00a0found in chicken flesh.<\/p>\n

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Picture source: Daily Mail<\/p><\/div>\n

The letter from Peta\u2019s Lindsay Rajt, to festival founder Drew Cerza, reads: ‘The latest scientific evidence shows that the sons of pregnant women who consume chicken are more likely to have smaller penises because of a chemical found in the birds\u2019 flesh.<\/p>\n

‘Findings published by the Study for Future Families showed that eating poultry during pregnancy may lead to smaller penis size in male infants.<\/p>\n

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‘In addition, eating cholesterol-laden chicken flesh during pregnancy may also increase unborn babies\u2019 risk of being born with blocked arteries, which can lead to strokes and heart attacks later in life.’<\/p>\n

But don’t toss out that drumstick just yet.<\/p>\n

According to\u00a0Woman’s Health<\/a><\/b>\u00a0magazine, the research was for the Study for Future Families did not actually look at chicken consumption at all.<\/p>\n

While it did identify a link with prenatal phthalate exposure and penis size, chicken was not found to be a food with particularly high levels of the chemical, with spices and fast food packaging being the worst culprits.<\/p>\n

Shanna Swan Ph.D., a professor in the department of preventive medicine at the Icahn School of Medicine at Mount Sinai, who conducted the research PETA cites, told Women’s Health: ‘I think any link between eating buffalo wings\u2014even by pregnant women\u2014and the size of their son\u2019s genitals is very tenuous.’<\/p>\n

Peta are known for using controversial tactics to highlight the issue of animal suffering including nude models, throwing buckets of blood and a children’s comic entitled Your Mommy Kills Animals.<\/p>\n

However it appears their latest stunt failed to deter food fans at the Buffalo Wings festival with an estimated 40 tons of chicken wings being consumed.<\/p>\n

And in a potentially Peta-pleasing gesture, a meatless alternative was offered for the first time in the festival’s 12 year history.<\/p>\n

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This, my people, is why men have small penises. All I can say is, Funmie loves chicken wings, and I fear for her sons’ penile glory – or lack of.<\/p>\n

P.S.<\/strong> PETA needs to take a chill pill<\/p>\n

P.P.S.<\/strong> What the heck is a meatless chicken wing?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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