Hmmmmm… make I tell una how my day dey go dey go dey go…<\/p>\n
Like I told u b4, my uncle is moving here from Naija with his wife and two kids, right? Well, 2day is the day and I am at my aunt’s house right now. My mother has gone 2 the airport wit my aunt 2 pick them up. When I came, my aunt told me to help them do some cleaning; according 2 her, they had done most of the work, so all I had 2 do was vacuum the basement…and her room… and Toby’s room… and my grandma’s room… and my other aunt’s room… oh, and the living room upstairs too. Hot damn, that’s the whole house. Anyways, I just said ok and carried the vacuum cleaner downstairs 2 start my J-O-B.<\/p>\n
B4 all this sef, I was already irritable (as per ms. flow now), so I didn’t even wanna be in any one’s face. But damn, the house was hot. Do u know wat happens when you put an agitated woman with mood swings in a hot house fulla kids that wanna ask redundant questions and cry 4 every lil thing? That one na land mine o! 4 real, I was just a ticking time bomb. All I needed was some1 2 say the wrong thing…and of course they did… those yeye children. I yelled @ them so much that I was even feelin 4 them, but abeg their own wahala sef don pass my own tolerance capacity.<\/p>\n
Anyways, we r just here sittin down and waiting 4 them 2 come back. Lemme confess 2 u: even though I am yet 2 see my uncle and his family, I am more than ready 2 pack my kaya and go back home abeg. I’m even sleepy sef… mmmmm.<\/p>\n
Well, I’m gonna stop here 4 now and I will update u later when they come back. My God, I’m actually dreading it.<\/p>\n
Ciao<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"