{"id":7578,"date":"2013-08-24T02:00:23","date_gmt":"2013-08-24T06:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=7578"},"modified":"2013-08-21T20:27:26","modified_gmt":"2013-08-22T00:27:26","slug":"dear-benefit-what-do-bulging-crotches-have-to-do-with-mascara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/fb\/dear-benefit-what-do-bulging-crotches-have-to-do-with-mascara.html","title":{"rendered":"Dear Benefit, What Do Bulging Crotches Have To Do With Mascara?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brands are always pushing the envelop when it comes to advertising, and I cannot fault them for that. The more outlandish your ad is, the more popular it becomes. I, for one, am a big fan of Geico ads. They&#8217;re mostly funny. But this is an ad for mascara from bene<em>f<\/em>it (their they&#8217;re real mascara) and it&#8217;s &#8212; interesting.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Benefit-Mascara-Ad-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7580\" alt=\"Benefit Mascara Ad \" src=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Benefit-Mascara-Ad-2.jpg\" width=\"637\" height=\"345\" srcset=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Benefit-Mascara-Ad-2.jpg 637w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Benefit-Mascara-Ad-2-300x162.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 637px) 100vw, 637px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I watched the ad with my mouth open because I was sure I was watching the wrong ad. 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