{"id":7510,"date":"2013-08-14T02:00:58","date_gmt":"2013-08-14T06:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=7510"},"modified":"2018-06-10T19:16:41","modified_gmt":"2018-06-10T23:16:41","slug":"ladies-where-do-you-take-off-your-bra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/personal\/ladies-where-do-you-take-off-your-bra.html","title":{"rendered":"Ladies, Where Do You Take Your Bra Off?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Bras\"<\/a>It appears I have a problem. I don’t know when, where, or how it started, but it’s definitely real. I don’t know how many women do this, so maybe I don’t have a problem after all. Maybe there are many of us who do this. Basically, this is my routine once I come home:<\/p>\n

1.<\/strong>  Take my shoes off<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong>  Take my pants (or skirt) off<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong>  Take my bra off<\/p>\n

And they all happen in the living room. After taking them off, I then proceed to put them where they belong. Except the bra. The bra usually ends up everywhere but the bedroom. As I type this post now, I’m looking at a bra on the coffee table, another one on the TV stand, and yet another on the dining table. Don’t worry, I hide them when someone is coming over. For the rest of the day, I’m dressed in a tee shirt and underwear. Hello, comfort!<\/p>\n

There is always great relief when the bra comes off. It’s not like it bothers me when it’s on, but when it comes off, I feel So. Much Better. And my breasts are thankful. So yes, if you pay me a surprise visit, you will find bras littered in\/on strange places.<\/p>\n

I don’t know why I treat my bras these way. Sometimes I have to come to the living room in the morning to pick my bra from wherever it’s hanging out. Maybe I should start using it as a decorative piece. It’d be like a catharsis of some sort, no?<\/p>\n

Am I the only one who takes off (and stores) her bras in the living room?<\/p>\n

P.S.<\/strong> I don’t leave my bras in the kitchen because I have a thing for clothes (or clothing items) smelling like food.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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