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\"Couple<\/a>

Couple who are not the ones I wrote about<\/p><\/div>\n

… Is that you can plummet to your death. Take for instance, this Chinese couple in the City of Wuhan. They were having sex on the window when it gave way and they plummeted to their death. Naked and everything. No information on whether they were still attached at the hip when the fall happened. May their souls rest in perfect peace.<\/p>\n

See, there are so many places and positions to have sex in, so I can understand why people want to continue getting more creative. It’s like the more positions and places we discover, the more positions and venues we want. But my people, I love you, and I’d like for you to keep reading my blog. So please don’t plummet to your death, especially while having sex. In order to avoid this, I’m going to list a few safe venues for sex<\/p>\n

1.<\/strong>\u00a0 The bed<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong>\u00a0 The couch<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> \u00a0The floor.<\/p>\n

END OF DISCUSSION.<\/p>\n

Anything outside this list is dangerous, like any of the following:<\/p>\n

1.<\/strong> \u00a0 On the stove (you can get burnt)<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> \u00a0On the freezer (you can freeze)<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> \u00a0In a moving car (do I really need to explain this?)<\/p>\n

4. \u00a0On a tree (You can fall off and\/or be bitten by a snake)<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> \u00a0Hanging from a chandelier (you can get shocked and\/or plummet to your death)<\/p>\n

6.<\/strong> \u00a0In the bath tub (you can slip)<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> \u00a0On the window (did you read the first paragraph of this post?)<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> \u00a0In church (God can strike you down)<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> \u00a0On the roof (please see number 7 of this post)<\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> \u00a0On your office table (the legs can break)<\/p>\n

11.<\/strong> \u00a0On the balcony (please see number 7 again)<\/p>\n

Whatever location you may be thinking of, if is it not the bed, couch, or floor, then don’t do it. And err, once again, RIP to the couple above.<\/p>\n

P.S.<\/strong> This takes “dying inside a woman”<\/em> to a whole other level<\/p>\n

P.S.<\/strong> I don’t have the actual picture of the couple because the site that published the story has a copyright thingy on the picture that says I have to ask for permission first. But you can click HERE<\/strong><\/a> to see it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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