{"id":6826,"date":"2013-05-30T02:45:25","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T06:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=6826"},"modified":"2013-05-30T02:21:54","modified_gmt":"2013-05-30T06:21:54","slug":"casting-call-in-maryland-for-the-bachelor-the-bachelorette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/casting-call-in-maryland-for-the-bachelor-the-bachelorette.html","title":{"rendered":"Casting Call In Maryland For The Bachelor & The Bachelorette"},"content":{"rendered":"

ABC’s The Bachelor<\/strong><\/em> and The Bachelorette<\/strong><\/em> is about to start casting for its 18th season. Wow! That’s a lot of seasons. Maryland isn’t a State with a lot of television opportunities, so when a big show like The Bachelor<\/strong><\/em> \/ The Bachelorette<\/strong><\/em> comes around, it’s a pretty big deal. Yes, my people. It is big news that there is a casting call in Maryland for The Bachelor<\/strong><\/em> and The Bachelorette<\/strong><\/em>. Most of the couples of these shows do not end up in marriage, but I guess people really want to watch it (or be on it) because the show continues to go on.<\/p>\n

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The casting call is for both shows, so whether you’re male, female, or both, there’s a place for you. That said, I know that most of my readers are Nigerian or of Nigerian descent, so if you do decide to go for this casting call and by some Irish luck, you actually get to be on the show, you have to remember that Naija no dey carry last, so you have to win. Losing is not option. Luckily for you, I have some ideas:
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1.<\/strong> \u00a0You will be on American TV, so please, download and install your American accent.<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> \u00a0As a proper Naija person, you have to go above and beyond to win, including but not limited to stealing a rose and replacing it with a fake one.<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> \u00a0Send an e-mail (with a fake name) – you know we’re good at this – to your rival, telling them that you are ill and dying and would like to give them the sum of ten billion dollars, but they have to give up everything they are doing and run to Dubai RIGHT NOW<\/strong>. Not everyone will buy it, but someone will.<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> \u00a0Speaking of Dubai, I hear there’s something called a Dubai Package<\/em> in Nigeria. When a woman gives a man the Dubai Package (via sex, I believe), he is hooked for life (or until deliverance occurs). Ladies and gentlemen, forget the Dubai Package. Build an Abu Dhabi Package instead. Isn’t Abu Dhabi more expensive than Dubai?<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> \u00a0Arrange for whoever gets a rose to be kidnapped, and let the ransom be their rose.<\/p>\n

6.<\/strong> \u00a0Just in case you don’t like the idea of the Abu Dhabi Package because you’re not into the whole diabolical thing, then you can always bring your pastor into it. Let him\/her come in, rebuke all your rivals, sprinkle holy water, and rub olive oil on the person you’re competing for.<\/p>\n

Viola! You can mention me during your speech, and talk about how awesome I am. You’re welcome.<\/p>\n

So, if you’re interested in attending this casting call, it’s on Thursday, June 13th 2013, 5pm to 9pm at the Maryland Live! Casino at Anne Arundel Mills. 7002 Arundel Mills Circle #7777 | Hanover, MD 21076 | 1.443.842.7000<\/strong><\/p>\n

There are other States, too, like Arizona, Texas, Georgia, Michigan, Washington (hi, Myne<\/strong><\/a>!), and much more. Click HERE<\/strong><\/a> for the full list. And click HERE<\/strong><\/a> to find out how to apply.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ABC’s The Bachelor and The Bachelorette is about to start casting for its 18th season. Wow! That’s a lot of seasons. Maryland isn’t a State with a lot of television opportunities, so when a big show like The Bachelor \/ The Bachelorette comes around, it’s a pretty big deal. Yes, my people. 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