{"id":6818,"date":"2013-05-29T04:45:16","date_gmt":"2013-05-29T08:45:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com\/?p=6818"},"modified":"2013-05-29T01:55:39","modified_gmt":"2013-05-29T05:55:39","slug":"fan-slaps-beyonces-butt-during-concert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/fan-slaps-beyonces-butt-during-concert.html","title":{"rendered":"Fan Slaps Beyonce&#8217;s Butt During Concert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Beyonce.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6819\" alt=\"Beyonce\" src=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Beyonce.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Beyonce.jpg 700w, https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Beyonce-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some things you just don&#8217;t even know how to respond to. So there she was &#8211; the Queen Bee herself on tour in Copenhagen, Denmark and performing her song, <em>Irreplaceable<\/em> &#8211; the song I had advised Solachi to walk into her wedding with (and she refused. Have no idea why).<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, fans joined in and sang with Beyonc\u00e9, and when they were done, she turned around to walk away, and guess what happened? This ass hole straight up tapped that ass. Not the kind of <em>tap<\/em> that Morris Chestnut and the likes talk about in movies (which imply sexual intercourse). I&#8217;m talking about the regular tap where you just literally tap the bum bum.<\/p>\n<p>Beyonce responded promptly by saying, <em>&#8220;I&#8217;m gonna have you escorted out right now, alright?&#8221;<\/em> I have one advice for this guy, you better not be anywhere Jay Z will be, or else you&#8217;re about to become one of his 99 problems. Watch the video for yourself.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VRPW-kW3DkE\" height=\"360\" width=\"640\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>All that being said, who wouldn&#8217;t want to tap Beyonce&#8217;s ass though? I&#8217;ll totally wanna tap it. Let me tap it, Beyonc\u00e9!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> The guy that tapped her ass is White &#8211; I think. So White people DO recognize a nice booty (which mostly comes in a Black shade).<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.P.S.<\/strong> Meanwhile, somewhere in Washington D.C. Kelly Rowland broke down in tears while singing her song, <em>Dirty Laundry (<\/em>from her 2013 album, <em>Talk A Good Game<\/em>). This is the song she wrote about being in abusive relationships and being jealous of Beyonc\u00e9&#8217;s success. Watch the video below.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/S4_kQelAqNo\" height=\"480\" width=\"640\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>Lyrics From Kelly Rowland&#8217;s Dirty Laundry<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Chorus]<\/strong><br \/>\nLet\u2019s do this dirty laundry, this dirty laundry<br \/>\nLet\u2019s do this dirty laundry, this dirty laundry<br \/>\nWhen you\u2019re soaked in tears for years, it never airs out<br \/>\nWhen you make pain look this good it never wears out<br \/>\nThis dirty laundry, this dirty laundry<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Verse 1]<\/strong><br \/>\nWhile my sister was on stage, killing it like a motherf-cker<br \/>\nI was enraged, feeling it like a motherf-cker<br \/>\nBird in a cage, you would never know what I was dealing with<br \/>\nWent out separate ways, but I was happy she was killing it<br \/>\nBittersweet, she was up, I was down<br \/>\nNo lie, I feel good for her, but what do I do now?<br \/>\nForget the records<br \/>\nOff the record, I was going through some bullshit<br \/>\nPost-survivor, she on fire, who wanna hear my bullshit?<br \/>\nMeanwhile, this nigga putting his hands on me<br \/>\nI swear y\u2019all don\u2019t know the half of this industry<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Chorus]<\/strong><br \/>\nLet\u2019s do this dirty laundry, this dirty laundry<br \/>\nLet\u2019s do this dirty laundry, this dirty laundry<br \/>\nWhen you\u2019re soaked in tears for years, it never airs out<br \/>\nWhen you make pain look this good it never wears out<br \/>\nThis dirty laundry, this dirty laundry<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Verse 2]<\/strong><br \/>\nAnd it\u2019s almost been a decade<br \/>\nI\u2019m behind them black shades<br \/>\nRoll up like it\u2019s all good, right up out that escalade<br \/>\nFix my make-up, \u201cget it together, Kelly, get it together\u201d<br \/>\nThen we make up, \u201cwell get it together, nigga, get it together\u201d<br \/>\nKinda lucky, I was in her shadow<br \/>\nPhone call from my sister, \u201cwhat\u2019s the matter?\u201d<br \/>\nShe said, \u201cOh no, baby &#8211; you gotta leave!\u201d<br \/>\nI\u2019m on the kitchen floor &#8211; he took the keys<br \/>\nI was mad at everybody, I mean everybody<br \/>\nYeah, her, her, her her everybody<br \/>\nFive years later, I got my shit down pat<br \/>\nThink I had it good, and they don\u2019t know how bad<br \/>\nFooled everybody, except myself<br \/>\nSoaking in this hurt, bathing in the dirt<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Chorus]<\/strong><br \/>\nLet\u2019s do this dirty laundry, this dirty laundry<br \/>\nLet\u2019s do this dirty laundry, this dirty laundry<br \/>\nWhen you\u2019re soaked in tears for years, it never airs out<br \/>\nWhen you make pain look this good it never wears out<br \/>\nThis dirty laundry, this dirty laundry<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Verse 3]<\/strong><br \/>\nSo here I am in the spin cycle<br \/>\nWe\u2019re comin and we\u2019re goin<br \/>\nNobody can know this<br \/>\nAnd I was trapped in his house, lyin\u2019 to my mama<br \/>\nThought it could get no worse as we maximize the drama<br \/>\nStarted to call them people on him<br \/>\nI was battered<br \/>\nHe hittin the window like it was me, until it shattered<br \/>\nHe pulled me out, he said, \u201cDon\u2019t nobody love you but me<br \/>\nNot your mama, not your daddy and especially not Bey\u201d<br \/>\nHe turned me against my sister<br \/>\nI missed ya<\/p>\n<p><strong>[Chorus]<\/strong><br \/>\nLet\u2019s do this dirty laundry, this dirty laundry<br \/>\nLet\u2019s do this dirty laundry, this dirty laundry<br \/>\nWhen you\u2019re soaked in tears for years, it never airs out<br \/>\nWhen you make pain look this good it never wears out<br \/>\nThis dirty laundry, this dirty laundry<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some things you just don&#8217;t even know how to respond to. 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