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\"Laura<\/a>… is that she is anything but too pretty. When I first saw read the caption of her being too pretty to work and I saw the picture, first thing I thought was, not with those eyebrows and wrinkles. If I had to guess her age, I could have never thought of 33. Am I the only one who thinks she looks more like 53 than 33? She has more wrinkles and bags under her eyes than my mom does (and she’s actually older than 33. Shocker, I know).<\/p>\n

I did a quick break down — for your reading pleasure, of course. I even put in the equivalent in dollars and naira. Also for your reading pleasure.<\/p>\n

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Expenses (monthly)<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

Laura Fernee\u2019s life while working<\/b><\/td>\nLaura Fernee\u2019s life while being too pretty to work<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Rent<\/b><\/td>\nWe don\u2019t know<\/td>\n\u00a32,000 \/ $3,034.20 \/ N476,338<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Designer clothes & handbags<\/b><\/td>\nWho knows?<\/td>\n\u00a31,700 \/ $2,579.07 \/ N404,746<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hair cuts<\/b><\/td>\nHuh?<\/td>\n\u00a3700 \/ $1,061.97 \/ N166,577<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Socializing<\/b><\/td>\nWith who?<\/td>\n\u00a31,000 \/ $1,057 \/ N165, 949<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Gym (weekly)<\/b><\/td>\n*yawn*<\/td>\n\u00a380 \/ $121.07 \/ N18,997<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Total<\/b><\/td>\n??????<\/td>\n\u00a35,480 \/ $8,313.71 \/ N1,305,141<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

And this list only calculates the things that were listed in the article. I’m sure there are other things like food, vacations, beauty items, and more. Since her parents are so well off, I don’t think she needed to get a job (if she really didn’t want to work and her parents were obviously willing to take care of her), but what \u00a0I don’t understand is this too pretty thing.<\/p>\n

\"Laura<\/a>

Laura Fernee, the woman who says she is too pretty to work<\/p><\/div>\n

I think maybe she only did it to gain some publicity because in the world we live in, no publicity is bad publicity, especially since she’s writing a book about being too pretty too work. Fact is, when the book comes out, a lot of us will already know who she is because people like Daily Mail (and me) have written about her.<\/p>\n

So what Lil Miss Too-Pretty-To-Work is telling us (and expects us to believe) is that this face we are seeing right now – which seems to have at least three heavy coats of pancake – (also known as foundation by people less exposed) is the reason why too many men are hitting on her and too many women are jealous of her? And is consequently also the reason she has quit her job?<\/p>\n

Okay. I’m getting her.<\/p>\n

P.S.<\/strong> For all the money that Laura spends, she should be able to afford a make up artist to do her brows. And while she’s at it, a good-fitting bra will be nice, too.<\/p>\n

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